smolden

A 6 foot 9 eminent tank of an alphamale with the best youtube channel to ever grace the human race. smolden has a gigantic penis that would obliterate any mother's pussy, but also has good morals that prevent him from disrespecting any being on the planet Earth (unless they're not subscribed to smolden). He has a heart the size of an Antonov An-225, with a great passion for flags and entertaining the people of the internet. Everybody loves smolden.

Frank: "Who's your favourite youtuber?"
Jesus: "Thats the dumbest fucking question i've ever heard. Of course it's smolden you dickwad"
Frank: "My bad, soz mate"

by Cale Bevans' Badger August 12, 2021

Smolderhalder

1.sexy, talented, and warm-hearted Ian Somerhalder; best known for his role as Damon Salvatore
2.Sexiest man on earth

damn, that guy is a Smolderhalder

by Lifesuxthnudie April 28, 2011

Smoldering

The act of accessing your deep, inner, and molten sexuality and shooting it through your eyes into an undeniably sexy stare. Smoldering bridges both gender and orientation, so anyone can fall victim to it's arousing and lustful nature. One may be able to command the masses with one glance if mastered.

Sam: No one ever wants to do what I want to do.
Wilson: Have you tried smoldering them?

Wilson: Want to go outside?
Sam: No Wilson, I don't want want to go to outside right now.
*Smolder*
Sam: No wait, yes, I do want to go outside.

by GSE 2010 August 10, 2010

The Smolder

An intentional facial expression perceived (incorrectly) by the person making it to convey an irresistible lure to their imagined hotness. They believe that by contorting their face into The Smolder, their target will instantly fall victim to their glorious, glorious face. They themselves are unaware of the complete and utter failure that is The Smolder, and live in a persistent state of denial.

"When I rejected Shika's invitation to the dance, she attempted The Smolder in hopes of changing my mind. I wanted to wash my hands."

Another good example is in Disney's Tangled, where Flynn/Eugene attempts The Smolder on Rapunzel in hopes to win her over and escape.

by Gribby April 7, 2011

Shmodel

Slang for model. Someone you see in the streets who is very attractive! Doesn't necessarily have to be a model but could be.

That girl sitting over there looks like a shmodel.

Rademeyer strikes me as a man who is a shmodel

by radie3 July 10, 2016

smolder

to burn without flame

a woman can 'smolder' with sexiness.. she is so hot but not on fire actually

"When Eva is in front of us, she smolders."

by JulieIUSexy October 15, 2008

Shmoller

used when something is good or sick, usually used when describing a party or meal

Man 1: “yo do you remember that party last week”
Man 2: “yeah it was fucking shmoller icl”

by stouteh October 27, 2022