shmokendale

A tortoise with lettuce on it 🐢

"Look it's a tortoise "
"No that's a shmokendale"

by User name here February 24, 2017

Smokesville

The greatest Snapchat private story of all time where you catch mandem cheating, moving mad, moving loose, simping, the list goes on especially in night clubs. It’s a mandem only private story however a few females managed to get into it

Did you see Cam lipsing that fat slag on smokesville?

Darryl was moving stiff on smokesville

by Enhanced mentality11 February 16, 2020

smokeship

something that you think to be true but it doesn't really exist or is fake enough to come off as a front

Similar to seeing the mirage of the Black Pearl

I thought that we had something real but I guess it was just a smokeship

by Smokeshipster March 3, 2021

smokeskank

Adj, noun: a foul and pungent odor comprised of several aggresious odorifious iminations including but not limited to: ciggerate smoke, body odor, cheap colloge,whores, your momma, and burnt hair,

"You smell like smokeskank, have you been at the bowling alley?"

"You got the smokeskank brother!"

Note: this smell can not be attained for a smoke free enviroment like: church, crisis pregency centers, or sugerical rooms.

We apologize to all bowling alley owners.

by Deich November 1, 2008

If she smokes, she pokes

Think about it: If a girl smokes a pack of cigarettes,that means she's simulating the act of sucking 20 little white dicks every day!
The odds are even higher if she smokes and has a tattoo!

dad:son,i give you just one piece of advice about women,If she smokes, she pokes..
son:ok,thanks dad.

by mohair May 27, 2007

smokes

Slang for cigarettes, cigars, or pipes.

Go in there and buy me some smokes.

by Anonymous August 20, 2003

mexican smokestack

(noun) - a sexual act involving a clown, a chimpanzee skeleton, an apple pie, a wheelchair, a bowling pin, a bible, exactly three tubes of toothpaste, a compass, a grandfather clock, a barbie doll, a carton of egg nog, and a cattle prod.

"...that was disgusting!"

"Not as disgusting as Andrew giving Meredith a mexican smokestack."

by Janet Hartwell November 26, 2007