This means being
smashed or hammered after drinking. However, you have to be the fun kind of
drunk to be schmegeggled. If you are any other type of
drunk you are not schmegeggled. Schmegeg(s) for short and Schmegeggled or Schmegegged for past tense.
Thomas is sitting on my bed with his dick out, eyes
closed, talking to himself about
Four Lokos. Schmegeggles? No. Not Schmegegs.
When the T-cock disappears, we'll talk.