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shmegget 

1) to be odd or out of the ordinary
2) to be disliked by a popular group

3) to be a queer like being
guy- "hey look at that shmegget over there"
other guy- "ya what a queer"
shmegget by yourmans December 14, 2010
Related Words
Shmegg. Noun. An e-cigarette or vape. Usually used by midwestern rednecks. Other spellings include "shmege" and "shmeg".
Hey brother, can I hit your shmegg?
Shmegg by Gob69 August 13, 2018
a word created by an amazing person shmegey caroline used to replace any special word of choice 😼😼
“oh my shmeges.” “that’s a lot of shmeges.” “such a cute shmeges.”
shmeges by shmegeyweeshmonkey December 25, 2020

Schmegeggles 

This means being smashed or hammered after drinking. However, you have to be the fun kind of drunk to be schmegeggled. If you are any other type of drunk you are not schmegeggled. Schmegeg(s) for short and Schmegeggled or Schmegegged for past tense.
Thomas is sitting on my bed with his dick out, eyes closed, talking to himself about Four Lokos. Schmegeggles? No. Not Schmegegs. When the T-cock disappears, we'll talk.
Schmegeggles by bossmastaboss September 24, 2010

shmeggle 

The act of having anal sex with one's mom and becoming your step dad in one swift motion.
person 1: Yo Alec wants to shmeggle into my family
person 2: damn bro that sucks
shmeggle by shmeggle 4 fun July 7, 2011
a funny thing to say when theres nothing to say. a good thing to say when theres akward silences.
Johnny:SHMEEGAL, SHMEEGALLY SHMEEG!
Laura: Dosnt matter, dosnt matter
shmeegal by Chexican1234 September 13, 2009