shmeaty

When you suck a nigga dick for free

She gave me a shmeaty

by Embeddedairman August 11, 2016

baby shmeat

someone with a very small penis, compared to the size of a baby’s. used as an insult of a prepubescent kid.

You see Tyler over there, i bet he has a baby shmeat.

by clout chaser jake October 22, 2019

shmeat

n., a lab-created meat product; essentially, animal tissue which has been cultured for the purpose of consumption without harm to animals.

PETA is a fan of shmeat.

by Joe Vegetarian December 18, 2008

shmeat

Amalgamation of "shit" and "meat", animal tissue engineered in a petri dish, sponsored by PETA, supposedly with the aim of replacing meat for consumption.

"Shmeat is such a horrible name, it sounds like what you get when you cross shit and meat." -- cdog, offalgood.com article comment


"If it looks like an egg yolk made of blood, it's shmeat"

by Andariel Halo March 17, 2009

Shmeat

A little penis. Small Hairy Meat.

Did you see the pic Andrew sent to Loddie?
Yeah he has a shmeat

by BIGBOY112 April 24, 2017

Shmeat

Meat or meat products produced by factory farming, CAFOs, or other unethical practices.

Combines "shit" and "meat".

Bro 1: Wanna hit up that Micky D's?
Bro 2: Hells no, I don't eat those shmeat burgers man!
Bro 1: So what you eat, bro?
Bro 2: I get certified human meat, man. Then I cook it myself.
Bro 1: Word.

by noshmeat January 26, 2011

shmeat market

(Noun) Market that deals in the buying and selling of shmeat.

I lost my shmeat so I must run down to the shmeat market.

by Joe Componile August 31, 2006