I was so shmammered last night everyone around me was fubar so I could not recognize anyone. Shmammered
by William Bradford II September 4, 2009
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by Douche McClasiter May 25, 2006
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by EmmaandLiz March 27, 2011
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by guesswho1212 February 21, 2011
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