Shmagoogled

Messed up

Bad

Wrecked

That car is shmagoogled
That got completely shmagoogled
My new lego set fell, and now it is completely shmagoogled

by Cosmicat October 24, 2023

Shabooze

When someone offers something when they get up, and the (shaboozer) declines, then once the offerer has finished, returns, or sits down, the (shaboozer) then changes his/her mind, forcing the offerer to double the action.

{Sha-boo-z}
Shabooze / Shaboozer / Shaboozed / Shaboozist / Shaboozle / Shaboozing

Example 1 -

Michael: Yo, anyone want a beer?
Jason: Nah
....a moment later Michael then returns and sits down with his cold beer...
Jason: Oh man, yeah I'll have one, cheers.
Michael just got shaboozed.

Example 2 -
Marie: I am making a cup of tea, anyone want something from the kitchen?
Rebecca: No thanks I've got my water.
...A moment later Marie comes back with a tea, and settles down at her desk...
Rebecca: Oh actually is it to late to ask for a coffee? I'll have a splash of a trim milk and 1 1/4 sugars.
Rebecca was the shaboozer.

by dillydelly February 4, 2010

The Shmooze

1. He is the shadow that creeps into your window at twilight and dances at the foot of your bed, just to creep you out. He is the troll that makes you rethink your entire life with a sentence. A wizard of humor that will destroy you with lulz. He is The Shmooze, not Darkwing Duck.

2. Also known as The Snooze.

3. The self-proclaimed nickname of Sam Gosland, a Costa Mesa college student and identical twin with a wicked sense of humor and long feminine hair. Frequently procrastinates and makes it by the teeth.

"Behold The Shmooze, destroyer of worlds!"
"Who's that guy?
Oh him? That's The Shmooze. You don't fuck with him."

by The One and Only Dylan Gosland October 22, 2008

shmagoogala

1. An adjective used to describe an unknown event/occurance or random thing.
2. Can be also used as an imaginary exageration of a large number.

1. Korn: What is that over there *points easterly*
Kob: A shmagoogala?

2. Dip:How many firefighters are on the hoses.
Lip: Id say about a shmagoogala of fire fighters.

by Chauncey Depew September 30, 2007

shmooze

(Verb) To shmooze is for a a male to prepare fully and meticulously before going out to a club, bar or restaurant. It often involves 'slicking' one's hair back using product, water and a comb. 'Shmoozing' is seen by many as an art.

"Howard hurry up and shmooze, the taxi will be in here in 10 minutes"

"Howard you must have had a great shmooze, because your slick back hair is looking so god damn nice"

"I'm just off for a shmooze - the birds will appreciate it later"

by ClassicPhil69er December 11, 2010

shmooze

the stuff that comes out when a guy climaxes

ah shit, you shmoozed all over the bed.

by joe momma May 27, 2003

shmadoogered

to be REALLy high, usually stoned

i'm super shmadoogered.
dude. me too.

by thereal dude January 16, 2011