Shlomosexual

1. A person who practices shlomosexuality
2. A person who is intensely aroused by Jewish people, and who typically prefers only to engage in sexual encounters with Jews.

Wait, you were hitting on Lisa? She’s a total shlomosexual dude. She won’t give a Christian the time of day.

by Assmaster Flash February 21, 2022

shlomofugly

the ugliest person around

that person was so ugly, they are Shlomofugly

by brett calvin September 20, 2006

Slowmo Sexuals

The name given to retarded zombies who do not walk as fast as their prey.

The Slowmo Sexuals are really getting on my nerves.

by Gakupo April 17, 2010

Shlomo the Camel

* Shlomo the Camel is a famous camel often used in songs (Shlomo the Camel has 100 humps, 100 humps, 100 humps, Shlomo the Camel has 100 humps and that is how he goes, backwards) (only it sounds better in Hebrew than in English). It's mainly a road song, like 100 bottles of beer on the wall.
* Shlomo's character has been deformed and mutilated when it was carried over to such concepts as being the CEO of "Hashish for Free", and/or having e^1 or phi or pi or i humps (those are all unique mathematical numbers).
* Generally, Shlomo is just an ordinary camel, but for some reason he's very famous, perhaps because of his incredibly unbelieveably stupid name.
= For more words of wisdom check dracoturtles.

Shlomo the Camel = Shlomo Hagamal.
* LeShlomo Hagamal yesh 100 dabashot, 100 dabashot, 100 dabashot, leShlomo Hagamal yesh 100 dabashot, vekaha who ho lech a-cho-ra...

by Yaly Sela September 25, 2005

Shlomo

A Jewish name. The King of ancient Israel, it’s often used by anti-semites as the “Jewish name”.

Shlomos a really nice guy!

by 01001100 01101111 01100111 011 February 21, 2021

Showmomance

A Showmance (see; showmance) that develops between a homosexual couple.

Person 1: Did you hear Bill and Biff are in a showmance?
Person 2: Bill and Biff are both dudes, I think you mean Showmomance

by Big-Mick October 27, 2010

Showmosexual

1. A person who becomes sexually attracted to others who bought the Premium cable movie package and engages in an intimate relationship because they have SHOWTIME an a place to crash. The need to watch the weekly exclusive series overrides any innate sexual preference or drive to a given gender. This is often a temporal transformation that only lasts a few seasons or until the illegal cable hookup gets shut down.

2. In more general terms, a person or persons that may enter a relationship or cohabitate for the express purpose of sharing their cable subscription which gives them access to exclusive SHOWS, television series, or sporting events. This may include one or all of the following premium, basic or sport cable packages such as; Showtime, HBO, Cinemax, Starz, AMC, FX, etc...

Lincoln Park Chad: "Bro, she living with you now!? I thought she was a lesbian yo."

Lincoln Park Bro: "Yeah man, so did I. Turns out she's a total SHOWMOSEXUAL and she's broke as a joke. So I upgraded my cable to a Premier service for $150 a month to get that new Twin Peaks series, cuz she's way into that weird David Lynch shit. Next thing I know she's DTF and shacking up with me in my single bedroom studio. She's really good with fixing things around the apartment and we're both into lesbian porn too. So, you know, bonus there. Am I right?"

by Locum Rex January 18, 2017