shlonginator

legend of a man. we're talking like totally here...

the shlonginator: basically, he came bearing middleton

john: nuff said!
rory;circle jerk?
enda: awesome!
shane: did anyone remember to bring soap?

*on an unrelated matter...
peter fap fap fap

by elburno March 9, 2008

Shlongin

(adj)cool, in a sexual manner

That girl is shlongin

by Kaldicuck November 16, 2003

shlongify

the act of trying to make your penis longer through the use of a prosthetic penis enlarger

steve: duude you'll never guess what i saw someone doing at your party last night

dave: what man what!?

steve: i saw this guy trying to shlongify!

dave: no way dude!

steve yes way dude.

dave: duuude.

by oLi1357902648 April 21, 2009

Shlonglor

A legendary retired nick, who drives a Maibatzu Thunder. Oh yeah and he also pioneered petty things such as gaming stories, gaming cartoons, and more. Your site rocks by the way!!!

Don't make me whip out my Shlonglor on you fool!

by DualCycle June 2, 2003

Shlongoid

See Dongus

We painted a shlongoid on his face while he was sleeping

by Combat 84 June 30, 2004

shlongidongidong

it means penis, dick, or cock most likely african and purple

the african has a very very large shlongidongidong

by noah park June 18, 2017

Shlonginator

The biggest of all penis. The mega dong. If you have this you are a god among men.

Joe *dang his pants are bulging he must have a shlonginator*

by DontBeAPedophile May 6, 2020