Shloinkers

Fermented chunks of penis cheese, usually kept in tin cans.

"Hey brother, could you pass me the shloinkers?"

by Netsu, the bringer of peace May 19, 2018

Shojiwoji

A very seggsy, smoking hot person

Person 1: Hey I have a friend named Shojiwoji. Have you met them?
Person 2: YES THEY ARE THE HOTTEST MOST SEGGSY MOST FLAMING HOT CHEETOS PERSON IN THE WORLD

by peepeehange March 23, 2021

shlomit gur

a nickname used in israel for girls or young women who their natural beauty is exceptional. A person refered to as a Shlomit gur, is usually blessed with such grace that can stun you for an entire day.It is most commonly believed that This rare specie is one of natures greatest phenomenon. A Shlomit Gur can some times be spotted in librarys around the world due to their keen desire to learn, study and expand their genius minds.

"hey john!, the girl you set me up with last night is amazing. She is every guy`s dream. I feel so lucky!! she is one hell of a Shlomit Gur!!!"

by david nissim August 31, 2005

Shlomi

A sexual encounter between Italian infomercial hosts from Jersey and South Beach hookers engage in tongue biting, throat/face punching, and achieve climax via mugshots and media coverage.

"I said shlomi, not blow me, you followin' me camera guy?"

"$30 for a shlomi? How bout 3 installments of $9.95?"

"I'll slap chop ya face if you don't act now and shlome bitch!"

by Shlom-Dog March 31, 2009

shloink

(v) to ream; to rape anally.

"I shloinked him good." "That was a good shloinking."

by firstof9 January 30, 2004

matt shoji

An asian scooter kid who can whip at speeds reaching 150MPH, if ones ankle is to be caught on the whip it would probably be torn out of its sockets and thrown across the ground.

13 year old scooter boy ( born 1996 jan 7 ) who has a friend sydian ( look him up ) .

scooters down school hill reaching an unbelievable speed of 100mph, takes off a roof of a passing car and soars threw the air in slow motion. landing in a group of gypsies killing close to half of them. still flying down the hill covered in blood and smiling a smile larger then krillen's own streak he jumps off a hobos lunch box knocking it into a pit of toxic waste and lands in the gibsons harbor, he rises out of the water to find himself surrounded by a number of attractive teen aged girls. matt shoji

oh yeah

by matt shoji July 28, 2009

Shlomi

Shlomi Is israeli name for guys this name giving ppl be more friendships to anyone and become a kind men,shlomi based by shlomo the king from bible that born from david the king.

Shlomi

by Addicted1pc September 28, 2017