shlitz

Splitting your pants as you shit them.

I bent over and got so scared that I shlitz my pants.

by MistahTom August 23, 2005

Sploitching

A man mixes a liquid made from jizz, piss, and shit in a bowl and massages his partners toungue with the liquid.

My mouth feels like its been sploitched from all that sploitching last night.

by my pseudonym1337666555 November 12, 2011

Shloimy

An amazing human, loves money and enjoying life

Sometimes I wish I was a shloimy

by Youknowwho420 October 15, 2019

shlort

1. The direct opposite of a shlong.
2. A tiny wiener.
3. The male reproductive organ so small it can't even be called a penis.
4. The Muggsy Bogues of penises; the smallest of its peers.

"All the ladies that have been with him say that Justin was a let down because of his shlort."

"Uh-oh! Here comes that Boston kid with the shlort! Let's all point at him and laugh because he doesnt realize he sucks!"

"It only makes sense that since he's so teeny that he would have a shlort."

"All the girls find J-Dub's shlort cute...cute like you would find in a helpless puppy you would feel sorry for."

"A man with a shlong is hung like a horse and a man with a shlort is hung like the jockey."

by G-Teezy and Mezagersh February 27, 2008

shlote

shlote: when a gay sees a straight person in the media and turns straight

'woah did you see that absolute hottie Edward Cullen? I totally shloted'

by shlotedaddy November 6, 2018

shlotty

It means Daddy Just like me No joke though

Call me Shlotty or I am Shlotty

by DaddyDark December 12, 2018

shoity

nickname for your bro and your side shawty but it adds spice

Hey shoity, how’s your day? What are you doing, shoity?

by Jessie Fly May 5, 2021