shitting my pants

to be extremely surprised or fretfully concerned about something to the point where you may actually shit yourself
When Kel walked through the door, I almost shit my pants. She was the last person I expected to show up.

It's been a week since I've heard from them since they went to New Orleans, and since there's been a hurricane, now I'm shitting my pants.
by babycakest February 18, 2010
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shit his pants

Someone who has had an accident in their pants and/or a retard

very common with babies
Hey! Matt just shit his pants! What a retard!
by CowsGoneWild February 19, 2007
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shitting his pants

Farting while in close proximity to others.
Don't go near Fred, he's shitting his pants.
by victimofdweebs March 06, 2014
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shit yo' pants?

Winston: "Yo dawg, I be winnin' the lottery."
Simon: "Shit yo' pants?"
Winston: "Hellz yeah."
by Kelsey Anderson October 29, 2008
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I’ll shit your pants

An insult meant to throw your opponent off their game. It can end an argument or leave an opening to stun them before you storm into their closet looking for a pair of pants to actually shit in.
Try me bitch. I’ll shit your pants.
by Kate PaTaylor Swift January 19, 2021
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i shit my pants

i just took a huge shit in my pants. yup, i shit my pants.
by babyeater666 July 20, 2020
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shit your pants capade

Scared shitless numerous times in a 24 hour period by the same person...
I usually drive but Last night I let friend drive and I seriously had a shit your pants capade by how many time I thought going to die, especially when she made a left at a long left turn sign and was going the wrong direction on the opposite side of the street.
by Roqem May 26, 2017
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