shittertext

To send a text message while taking a dump.

I was sitting in my office, diligently working yesterday, when suddenly Adam shittertexted me. How disgusting!

by Joe in Colorado December 28, 2007

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Shitterrobbed

The act of being at work and having your daily bathroom stall that you found to be the most comfortable being used by someone else, around the same time you MUST get in there.

John: " I need to go to the bath room."
Shaun: " Then Go "
John: " I can't, My stall I use is being used by someone else, and it also keeps happening lately"
Shaun: "Is it the same person"
John: "EVERYDAY"
Shaun: "You've been shitterrobbed"

by Shaun Lynch April 2, 2006

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shitterbating

masterbating whilst taking a shit.

Wow, Mr. Tamositis has been in there a while, I bet he's shitterbating again . . .

by henrydinhofer October 18, 2010

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Shitterporn

Military in origin.

Pornographic material, traditionally magazines, left in a public restroom for all passing people to enjoy. Shitterporn gives the average man (or woman) visual stimulus while they masturbate. Finding shitterporn is usually considered a bonus, as most men are going to jack off while they take a shit anyway. Victoria's Secret catalogs have been observed as passable shitterporn.

I gotta run down to the liquor store for a Hustler, the shitterporn pages are stuck together again.

by cryptonaut October 3, 2017

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