shitteded

The past tense of shit according to people with a low IQ

Aydan said Eric shitteded on the bed and I said no dumbass he shat on the bed.

by Hestupid40 June 1, 2016

ShitAdelaide

ShitAdelaide is the best Instagram for everything funny happening in Adelaide, Australia

Person 1 - OMG, have you seen the latest ShitAdelaide post, it’s so funny

Person 2 - No, I don’t follow them

Person 1 - You need to follow them on Instagram, @ShitAdelaide
Person 2 - Ok, will do

3 days later

Person 2 - ShitAdelaide is the funnies and best
Person 1 - See, what’d I tell ya
Person 2 - I’m gonna tell all my friends about ShitAdelaide

by ShitAdelaide_official July 16, 2018

shittal

The act of dropping a turd on a public toilet seat, wiping / smearing it onto the floor, and walking away.

That Mexican whorehouse was gross. Someone took a Shittal and then stepped in it

by Bmoney123 February 12, 2015

Mid-shittance

When someone tries to talk to you or distract you in some form or fashion while you are trying to "drop the kids off at the pool."

An interruption in one of mankind's most important rituals, taking a massive dump.

My wife always wants to ask me what I think about her dress and interrupt me mid-shittance.

My phone won't stop ringing. It keeps going off mid-shittance.

by The Footlong .. and then some May 6, 2016

shittanked

Inebriated beyond logical comparison.

Man, I can't wait to get shittanked on Sara-Jean's birthday!

by partygrrl69xl February 9, 2006

shittage

the magnitude of your shit, usually extreme

i hope that toilet can withstand my shittage

by macht May 1, 2009

shittake

1. A type of mushroom.
2. Cover up word for 'shit'.

1. "Yum, I love shittake mushrooms!"
2. Person 1: Oh shit...
Person 2: What?!
Person 1: ...take mushrooms
Person 2. Oh.

by Darth Bob December 11, 2004