Shitsuation

Simple. A Shitty Situation.

"My girlfriend called, she saw me with you."
"That's quite the shitsuation you've got going there."

by S313xo1 November 7, 2009

shitsurbate

To masturbate while shitting.

She wouldn't give me a blumpkin, so I had to shitsurbate.

by BadEar November 22, 2010

shitsubishi

A shit-box that happens to be a Mitsubishi with dings scratches and ockey straps holding the bonet down.

1: unlucky Taylor looks like your getting Johno's Shitsubishi
2:
person 1: lets go in johno's car
person 2: heck no its a shitsubishi

by hairy_balls_22 December 1, 2007

shitsurrection

taking a shit on someone’s desk

“yo dude i shitsurrection on a congresswoman’s desk!”
“Mf what the hell is wrong with you...”

by acn234 January 28, 2021

shitsex

Shitsex is the act of taking a member's shit out of their asshole and smearing it on the member's ass and the male's penis. The sex is usually anal or doggy style and incorporates the act of putting the shit back into the members ass whilst having sex.

Male: Hey there wanna have some kinky shitsex
Other person: YES!

by dSHDFb ouahfsb May 29, 2021

shitsukoi

japanese word for annoying

omae wa urusai yarou da na....

=

shitsukoi no yarou....yare yare

by MrMiyagiOwnsBigTime February 10, 2010

shitsu

fucking fujitsu computers they suck

lenny: yo what type of computer do you have?
squidy: i had a fujitsu but i threw it off a bridge cuz it suck so much that it was painful to own it :( i like to call it my shitsu

by ostritchbitch January 2, 2014