shitsex

Shitsex is the act of taking a member's shit out of their asshole and smearing it on the member's ass and the male's penis. The sex is usually anal or doggy style and incorporates the act of putting the shit back into the members ass whilst having sex.

Male: Hey there wanna have some kinky shitsex
Other person: YES!

by dSHDFb ouahfsb May 29, 2021

shitext

The action of sending a text message or instant message while dropping a deuce.

Shawn likes to use his computer to shitext me while he is in the bathroom.

I shitexted my friend while pinching a loaf.

by gunitH0lla February 17, 2007

ShitSexual

ShitSexual is when you make non-existing sexualities hat invalidates the LGBTQ+ community, for example the animesexual shit (ShitSexual is not part of the LGBTQ+)

Girl 1: hey girl 2 may I ask what your sexual preference are?
Girl 2: Yeah! I'm Animesexual.
Girl 1: Oh so you're part of the ShitSexual community

by AHJSBSBJAK123456 January 8, 2021

shitsux

Wordslur for "that shit sucks." The definitive and incontrovertible ruling that something, usually pop-culture related, utterly lacks worth. Often to be heard from the mouths of fanboys.

Stan: Oh hey, I just got a new model airplane, wanna put it together?
Dan: shitsux, the glue is all messy and it takes too long
Stan: :(

Mary: Honey, I've been thinking about getting an Xbox.
Harry: lol noob, shitsux
Mary: I want a divorce!

by T. Andrews April 17, 2007

shipsexual

Feeling sexually attracted to ships, or similar stuff.

Person 1: yo homie, why do you have all of these posters of battleships and destroyers?

Person 2: if you didn't know. I'm shipsexual

by Holy bucket August 4, 2020

shitsexual

A person who is attracted to shit

"Oh shitter me timbers shit is so hot. I'm such a shitsexual"

by doodoo bird October 21, 2020

suitsex

The incorporation of men wearing suits and ties before and during sexual activity, sometimes keeping everything on entirely, sometimes removing selected items gradually, and sometimes ending up with everything removed. Suitsex can be innocent, vanilla and romantic. It can also be incorporated into kink play such as ripping clothes, gunge and various forms of wet play.

We all got together after dinner and the symphony and had suitsex.

by Michael Patterson December 11, 2008