by Mike Seguin May 17, 2006
Get the shitsqueak mug.A game called Brickbreaker for the Blackberry Smartphone. The only time most people have time to play cellphone games is during a run to the shitter.
I got over 8000 points on shitbreaker but my legs fell asleep and when I got up off the seat I busted ass on the bathroom floor and my phone went flying, knocking the battery out, so I lost my saved scores. I really did get over 8000 points. Im making chili tonight, you better watch out.
by M Reavey March 19, 2008
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A style of typing used mostly by female chavs in the United Kingdom, Slutspeak can be found on social networking sites, in instant messaging conversations, and occasionally is even written on paper or walls. It looks somewhat unattractive.
Common features of this include:
1: Doubling up on vowels. Example: "ii lovee youu<3".
2: Deliberate misspellings: "hii babess yhuur so sexcee!"
3: Lack of proper punctuation. This can be seen above. The only punctuation used is an exclamation mark, and that is only used in situations which don't seem to require it.
4: Using MSN keyboard shortcuts in places where they won't display an emoticon: "omg ii luuuuve basshunter (8) now yhuur gone ii keep waiitin heeree by the phonee (8)"
Common features of this include:
1: Doubling up on vowels. Example: "ii lovee youu<3".
2: Deliberate misspellings: "hii babess yhuur so sexcee!"
3: Lack of proper punctuation. This can be seen above. The only punctuation used is an exclamation mark, and that is only used in situations which don't seem to require it.
4: Using MSN keyboard shortcuts in places where they won't display an emoticon: "omg ii luuuuve basshunter (8) now yhuur gone ii keep waiitin heeree by the phonee (8)"
The following is a sentence written entirely in Slutspeak.
"omg hiiiii ii lhuuuuve urban dictionariii its the bestoozz!! and speakiin of bestoozz shouts ouut to maii bestoo bexxah i luuuurve yhuu girl!!!! (8) shoppiiin on mondaii cant w8!!!! "
"omg hiiiii ii lhuuuuve urban dictionariii its the bestoozz!! and speakiin of bestoozz shouts ouut to maii bestoo bexxah i luuuurve yhuu girl!!!! (8) shoppiiin on mondaii cant w8!!!! "
by EdiblePencil September 1, 2010
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Get the Shitspeare mug.A form of dramatic acting with literary earnestness and dramatic, unusual pauses (especially within phrases), as demonstrated by classically-trained William Shatner of STAR TREK and T. J. Hooker fame.
The actor in tonight's episode of ___________ probably thought he was brilliant, but will all those odd gestures and weird pauses, it was pure Shatspeare. Shatner Shakespeare Star Trek Denny Crane T.J. Hooker
by Andy Establishment July 21, 2015
Get the Shatspeare mug.It’s quite similar to shitposting. It’s to search up random queries on Google, Yahoo, Bing, etc. with no intent of a pattern. Usually done to protect one’s real search history by filling it with nonsense to divert a reader’s eyes from the true history.
Friend: Why have you searched up “Where do Elephants live?”, “What color is Helium?”, and “10 richest people” all within 30 seconds?
Me: To prevent people like you from trying to look at my history.
Friend: Why don’t you just delete your history?
Me: That makes people suspicious, so I just go shitsearching for a few minutes.
Me: To prevent people like you from trying to look at my history.
Friend: Why don’t you just delete your history?
Me: That makes people suspicious, so I just go shitsearching for a few minutes.
by Definitely Not A Lemon May 26, 2020
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by J. Johnson July 9, 2004
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