Shitblade

When you squeze your but cheeks together in order to cut of the terd.

I had to get to the high def porn on my computer so I used my shitblade to wrap up my poo faster.

by mack daddy Q March 24, 2009

shitline

Another name for Hitline, a channel on the Muzak business music service. Hitline plays only the shittiest top 40 pop and hip hop music they can find, hence the name Shitline. Quick, think of the shittiest song you know. That song probably plays on Shitline 400 times a day.

Shitline is supposed to play in some places, I'm sure, but most places it's heard is because one of the teenage girls on staff slinked back and changed the music from FM One or Hot FM while the manager was out. Just think about it, no self-respecting adult would willingly force their customers to listen to Nicki Minaj making god-only-knows-what-noises-those-are or Justin Bieber doing whatever he does at ear-piercing volumes through that heavily-distorting 50-year-old set of ceiling speakers. Maybe they would at Gitmo, but not at Denny's.

Karen's enjoyment of her high-quality meal at Applebee's was disturbed because Shitline was loudly blaring from the ceiling speakers.

by Booger Queen Dairy King January 27, 2021

shitline

basically the linux command line

wow, it's like there are much better ways to access servers than shitline

by windowsuser April 26, 2019

suislide

(n.) a steep decline in global stock markets, triggering suicide attempts by investment professionals.

The great suislide of 2008-2009 took the lives of dozens of financial executives.

by wellwell February 1, 2009

shitliner

describes an airplane or watercraft that you one doesn't think is safe or suitable

"Man this thing is a real shitliner. I hope we don't crash."

by kyohaku October 2, 2008

ShiteRider

The re-incarnation of david hassellhoff on the television show "night rider" only he is now a big old lump of shite that drives a black talking car.

"dude, I totally shat my pants while watching shiterider."

"shiterider episodes are filmed in my diapers."

by Vike Me September 11, 2011

ShitsPlode

When one had to take a dump so bad that it leaves shit shrapnel either all in or over the toilet.

Friend 1: Hey bro mind if I come over and we can play some Call Of Duty!?

Friend 2: No sorry man I ate two bowls of bran flakes and "ShitsPloded" the toilet. Shit got real homie!

by LoadHammer July 7, 2017