When Rob came back to the cafe after spending a few months working at that new restaurant downtown, I asked what it was like there. He said, "Same shit different outhouse."
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Get the Same shit different pile mug.Bullshit - Lies
Dogshit - Poor quality
Batshit - Illogical
Apeshit - Frighteningly aggressive
Horseshit - Unfair
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Batshit - Illogical
Apeshit - Frighteningly aggressive
Horseshit - Unfair
Different Types of "Shit"
Bullshit: "You're telling me Donald Trump made a good president?? Bullshit."
Dogshit: "I threw away my old PC. It was dogshit."
Batshit: "Dude, stay away from that guy. He's batshit crazy."
Apeshit: "Don't touch that vase! My mom will go apeshit!"
Horseshit: "What?? He can join and I can't?! That's horseshit!"
Bullshit: "You're telling me Donald Trump made a good president?? Bullshit."
Dogshit: "I threw away my old PC. It was dogshit."
Batshit: "Dude, stay away from that guy. He's batshit crazy."
Apeshit: "Don't touch that vase! My mom will go apeshit!"
Horseshit: "What?? He can join and I can't?! That's horseshit!"
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"So much for the promised change. I was sure Obama would be the one."
"Oh well. Same shit, different assholes..."
"Oh well. Same shit, different assholes..."
by petetoth January 5, 2010
Get the Same shit, different assholes mug.The theory that an island is not inherently different from another neighboring island.
The theory relies upon the spoken accounts of recent tourists. No matter which island the traveler visits, he will always encounter:
1) Aggresive touts selling t-shirts, conch shells, and other worthless crap.
2) Crazy taxi drivers.
3) Hot, humid weather.
4) Panhandling locals.
5) Bugs.
6) Shoddy accommodations and questionable cuisine.
The theory relies upon the spoken accounts of recent tourists. No matter which island the traveler visits, he will always encounter:
1) Aggresive touts selling t-shirts, conch shells, and other worthless crap.
2) Crazy taxi drivers.
3) Hot, humid weather.
4) Panhandling locals.
5) Bugs.
6) Shoddy accommodations and questionable cuisine.
Man 1: How was your island-hopping trip to the Caribbean?
Returning Traveler: Meh, same shit; different island.
Returning Traveler: Meh, same shit; different island.
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Oh I don't care, they're equally bad, they're same shit, different ass.
Oh I don't care, they're equally bad, they're same shit, different ass.
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