shittie

The act of taking ones selfie while shitting.

But first, let me take a shittie!

by Got Diesel July 28, 2014

shitpebble

A despised person; one is unwilling or unable to comprehend; a whiner; someone who would be pathetic if they weren't such a dipshit.

No, you shitpebble, Green Day doesn't count as punk.

That shitpebble stays at home and plays Dungeons and Dragons with his mom and then wonders why no one will come to his birthday.

He thinks that he's a badass because he knows taekwondo, but he's really a fat shitpebble who wears cheeto-stained sweatpants to class.

by el bombero March 14, 2008

Shitpea

Heightened emotion or a term of endearment or as a descriptive adjective

Shitpea! You punched my tit.

by Shitpea October 21, 2010

Shitpissed

(n.) seriously pissed off at someone or something; Extremely angry. Pissed as shit.

Also:
a word that sounds cool to say.

(SHIT-pissed)

Little Timmy was so shitpissed at his cheating girlfriend he went out and got a blowjob from her best friend.

by WAffLE_DeTH November 12, 2010

shitpiphany

When one has an epiphany while sitting on the toilet. Usually while defecating.

Dan, while sitting on the toilet, had a shitpiphany and decided not to marry that chick.

by frail_otis November 4, 2009

big shitpile

The part of a bank's or other lending institution's portfolio that is tied up in risky mortgages. Since many of these institutions are heavily into these loans, they become the 'big shitpile'.

The Big Shitpile Investment Banks are doing their damnedest to hide the full scale of their losses, by writing down only a little at a time.

by Cowmix December 12, 2007

shitped

A crappy, 2-stroke moped. Commonly found in Europe, struggling to climb a steep hill outside your flat at 4am.

h4x0r1: Hey d00d, did you hear that shitped last night?

h4x0r2: Yeah d00d, fuckin' shitped woke me up.

by Scout 740 Baker March 31, 2005