shitnozzle

Lcpl Neumeister CH-46E Crew Chief

Lcpl Neumeister is a disgusting shitnozzle

by Captain Obvious November 8, 2003

shitnel

When you have an explosive shit that leaves residue on the inside and under seat of the toilet.

Dude 1 "Man I'm not usin' that basin, there's shitnel everywhere."
Dude 2 "Yeah, what went off in there?"

by Jacoola April 17, 2009

Shitzelsticks

the awesomest exclamation ever

HOLY SHITZELSTICKS!!!!

by al3xsoccer1 November 26, 2010

Shitnipples

An affectionate nickname for one’s African-American female familiars. Refers to the color of their skin and the fact that they have nipples. Terrible. Not very inventive. Probably racist. But bold and decisive, as these definitions go. Also known as shitnips, shiznips, shaznops, and shippers. And very rarely, ships in the night. Not to be confused with Shynips, which are inverted weirdo nipples (aka Innie-olas).

Shitnipples was in the bathroom for like 45 minutes, and when she finally came out she was crying. Like really hard. Because she couldn’t get her poop to go down. That stuff really embarrasses her. She takes it so personally, it breaks your heart. She sent me out into the hallway and locked the apartment door behind me. By the time she finished all the plunging and cursing and opened the door again, I was laying on my belly in the hall, playing smartphone games. (Which is a first for me.) She aimed her hollow zombie eyes at the middle of my face and muttered, “Come back in, I guess...” I don’t think she’ll ever been the same. She won’t get help. She won’t sleep. I tell her it’s only poop. She covers her belly, puts your finger to her lips, and whispers, “Quiet! It’ll hear you!”

by whooer's your daddy October 26, 2018

Upstanding shitizen

When a toilet is so disgusting and covered with piss/ shit you have to hover over the seat to take care of business. Typically performed in public restrooms.

Dude 1: Yo dude, I was taking the browns to the Super Bowl in a Walmart bathroom the other day, the toilet was so gnarly I had to do an upstanding shitizen!

Dude 2: FAR OUT!

by Thejesse44 June 13, 2018

shitnipples

To stick your nipple in the ass of a male partner in order to cause arousal.

1.She gave me the shit nipples and I almost shot it in her eye.
2.I nearly sucked her shitnipples until i remembered where they had been.

by Summer Jarrell November 3, 2006

shitizen

A person who does not do his/her part as a citizen or his/her country.

A Shitizen is someone who whines about the way our government runs our country but does not bother to vote during elections and referenda.

by Jeff Bedia February 6, 2008