shitmidget

A person, usually male, who acts like a douchebag in a manner that comes, not from confidence, but obvious over-compensation for low self-esteem.

"Joe is telling everybody about his hot long-distance girlfriend from Canada again - what a shitmidget."

by Mister Satyr March 7, 2009

shitming

A person who measures their curtains inaccurately and so it trails slightly on the floor.

'Have you seen how long those currtains are?!'

'Yeah, Niall measured them, whatta shitming!'

by Fatty Warren December 28, 2009

shitliture

Literature that you read while on the shitter

Bob : Great Chipotle right?

Jim : Yea but I am going to pay for it later, going to be reading lots of shitliture tonight

by El Bonerino June 16, 2010

Shitnite

A shitty game played by little retards with no life, who don't get any pussy and are instead jerking off on new skins.

Retard 1: shall we play some squads?
Retard 2: I don't have a penis
Normal person: fuck you retards, I ain't gonna play shitnite!

by Notorios November 12, 2020

Fucking Shitbitch

Someone with so little right to be on this earth that their cost of upkeep exceeds their marginal benefit of any possible contribution to society. While bitch usually refers to a female, a fucking shitbitch is a gender-neutral insult.

My roommate just sleeps, skips class, and eats junkfood while watching tv on his computer. What a fucking shitbitch.

by youlazyass December 6, 2009

Shitnitch

A more powerful and effective way of saying Biznitch; made by fusing shit and biznitch/bitch.
Can be used either as:

1) A profanity.
2) An insult. (Meaning bad or shitty)
3) A commonly used noun, that can replace almost all other nouns.

"Aww. SHITNITCH! I was SO close to getting that shot!"

"Oi! Shitnitch! Gimme back my wallet!"
"That exam was such a shitnitch."

"Sup shitnitches! Lets grab a shitnitch down by that slow-shitnitch shitnitch over by the shitnitch. Aww, C'mon! Don't be such a shitnitch, shitnitches, you know ol' shitnitch here is a shitnitch."

by MachineKingV2 August 17, 2009

shitmidity

The humidity that forms after taking a massive shit in a bathroom.

I walked in the bathroom after Joe dropped a steamer and the shitmidity hit me right in the face.

I swear there are times that I've walked into the men's bathroom and it's like I've stepped into the back of a 3rd world outhouse in the middle of summer. Wash your ass, open a window.

by indy0968 August 29, 2014