shitcock

An exclamation, usually used in a humorous fashion. May be substituted for "fuckies, crap, dammit, fuck, motherfucker, etc."

Scholar #1 : What's today?

Scholar #2 : Wednesday.

Scholar #1 : Shitcock, i have Spanish today.

by Autolyticsociety October 5, 2006

shitlocker

Sexual term with reference to the anus.

She let me stick it in her shitlocker.

by Hato Hammer April 30, 2006

shitkicker dog

tiny dogs that just bark and bark and smell and do nothing else

god i hate her dog
is it a shitkicker dog
yeah it is

by Astroisangry November 8, 2020

shitcocked

To be so incredibly inebriated that one does not recollect acting like an ass, boning a butterface, or kicking the shit out of one's best friend.

I have to apologize for fucking your sister last night, I was totally shitcocked.

by chupacabra February 14, 2005

Shitkick

To utterly destroy the opposition, leave no ends loose.

I shitkicked you at rock paper scissors.

by Charles Storms August 2, 2007

shitknot

A really badly tangled clump of shit in the anus hairs. Usually occurs when you have long asshole hairs, much worse than dingleberries. nearly impossible to maintain the will to live when you have to deal with a knot of shit in your butt grass! Not to be confused with the common insult for the band slipknot.

Leon S. Kennedy was fired from the racoon city police department on his first day because of the overwhelming stench of crap emanting from his old crusty shitknot!! Resident evil rocks, by the way.

by the Düv May 26, 2008

shitkicker

(In Australia) A low ranking person, especially in a workplace, who gets all the dirty or menial jobs.

Poor old Wayne never earned much; all his life he was a shitkicker in a factory.

by Bob Highland February 2, 2004