The act of online shopping on a mobile device (phone, tablets) while sitting on the toilet. One would usually partake in shitter shopping while your supposed to working at your job.
Worker1 "hey where's Joey ?He's been gone for a half an hour now."
Worker 2 " he's probably in the bathroom shitter shopping for some black Friday deals "
Joey: "bro, I was totally shitter shopping at work and some guy comes and drops ass in the stall next to me and shits when there was clearly 10 other empty bathroom stalls . But I did manage to get some great deals on amazon.
Worker 2 " he's probably in the bathroom shitter shopping for some black Friday deals "
Joey: "bro, I was totally shitter shopping at work and some guy comes and drops ass in the stall next to me and shits when there was clearly 10 other empty bathroom stalls . But I did manage to get some great deals on amazon.
by rightlane February 28, 2016
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1. Befriending a fetus-like gamer who plays the afformentioned RPG game 9-16 hours per day and has amassed an impressive amount of in-game wealth (usually through stealing their mother’s credit card) and leeching off the fetus-like gamer’s wealth
2. Asking other players to drop their items;claiming that whoever drops the most expensive items will receive a whimsical price. Promptly banning/locking out any player who drops an item of moderate value from oneselves world and collecting gulliable players items
3. Impersonating a famous player or moderator and begging for free items
4. Promising sexual favors
5. Creating an in-game casino and promising rewards for rolling certain numbers, utilizing an in-game numbe generator
1. Befriending a fetus-like gamer who plays the afformentioned RPG game 9-16 hours per day and has amassed an impressive amount of in-game wealth (usually through stealing their mother’s credit card) and leeching off the fetus-like gamer’s wealth
2. Asking other players to drop their items;claiming that whoever drops the most expensive items will receive a whimsical price. Promptly banning/locking out any player who drops an item of moderate value from oneselves world and collecting gulliable players items
3. Impersonating a famous player or moderator and begging for free items
4. Promising sexual favors
5. Creating an in-game casino and promising rewards for rolling certain numbers, utilizing an in-game numbe generator
That shitterist stole my golden diapers, took 3 months to get those
How did you not realize that guy was a shitterist? He clearly sounds like a 40 year old virgin
How did you not realize that guy was a shitterist? He clearly sounds like a 40 year old virgin
by CrippledCow February 19, 2020
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A shittercritter "shih ter krih ter" is a person who makes more money turning tricks in the bathroom than they do at their actual job, which is implied to be a stripper.
Yeah, we all call her a stripper, she says she's one, and her taxes say it; but she makes more money blowing guys in the bathroom at work than she does as an actual stripper. The bathroom has worse lighting, which means more money for her. Hence, she's a shittercritter.
by Queenula. March 20, 2017
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Jerry: Sorry man, I have shiternet.
Matt: Oh, right.
Jerry: Sorry man, I have shiternet.
Matt: Oh, right.
by Shitty Internet August 5, 2014
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Get the the shitter mug.a type of internet that will make your nose hair go on fire, it matches the all mighty shitty koy hotbox computer. it's basically a bad internet. made by the famous and most gorgeous man on planet earth. GIR OF THE GOKU! fucking end it this is our existence
by SnukVA January 1, 2021
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