A shittercritter "shih ter krih ter" is a person who makes more money turning tricks in the bathroom than they do at their actual job, which is implied to be a stripper.
Yeah, we all call her a stripper, she says she's one, and her taxes say it; but she makes more money blowing guys in the bathroom at work than she does as an actual stripper. The bathroom has worse lighting, which means more money for her. Hence, she's a shittercritter.
by Queenula. March 20, 2017
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Jerry: Sorry man, I have shiternet.
Matt: Oh, right.
Jerry: Sorry man, I have shiternet.
Matt: Oh, right.
by Shitty Internet August 5, 2014
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A person that has no consideration for another persons feelings because he/she was born with shit in their head instead of brains
One who is a compulsive liar, every time they open their mouth only shit pours out. Often politely referred to as a bullshit artist
One who is a compulsive liar, every time they open their mouth only shit pours out. Often politely referred to as a bullshit artist
Sid you shithead, you got your mates wife pregnant and continued to bang her while rejecting, lying, and trying to deceive your own family for another eight years. Did you really think they had shit for brains too?
by Chuddie October 3, 2016
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by SnukVA January 1, 2021
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Cory: Dude I was shitting so long I almost fell asleep.
Kevin: Man, that's horrible!
Cory: Nah, the worst of it, I came out like I had Shitter's Polio.
Kevin: Man, that's horrible!
Cory: Nah, the worst of it, I came out like I had Shitter's Polio.
by souperpig November 4, 2009
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"That hotel isn't very friendly to hikers."
"Yeah, they had to deal with a lot of Stream Shitters earlier in the season."
"That hotel isn't very friendly to hikers."
"Yeah, they had to deal with a lot of Stream Shitters earlier in the season."
by UnoriginalLogin April 14, 2017
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