shit happens

A phrase that was originally created in the movie "Gump". Oddly enough, it can be modified to represent almost every religion and religional sect's main message.

Taoism: Shit Happens.

Hinduism: This shit happened before.

Islam: If shit happens, take hostages.

Buddhism: If shit happens is it really shit?

Protestantism: Shit happens if you work hard.

Catholicism: Shit Happens, I deserve it.

7th Day Adventist:Shit happens on Saturday.

Mormonism: Knock Knock, Shit Happens.

Judaism: Why does shit happen to me?

Krishnaism: Shit happens, ring a dingy ding.

Jehovah's Witness:People now living will see shit happen.

Paganism: Each shit has its own name.

Atheism: Bullshit!

by supergub August 8, 2009

shit happens

Jehovah's Witness view of Shit Happens: "Shit has been prophesied and is imminent! Only the righteous shall survive it happening!"

Gaze thine sallow orbs upon the definition inscribed above, young acolyte, and observe how the Striped Erzulie can turn "see above" into more than 20 words through the wonders of bullshit.

by The Striped Erzulie September 20, 2005

shifthappens

ok just stop doing what u are doing and give this gut a blow-job. people call him a d-bag, not because they don't like him, simply because he is that good at cleaning out pussy. if you ever meat him you should let him have sex with your mother just to get it out of the way. a funeral is held for each of his his sperm that die trying to impregnate whatever 8 women he has seduced at the time.

random person: hi shift!
shifthappens: ...
random person: *head explodes*

random person: hi shift!
shifthappens: ...
random person: *head explodes*

by snoil master 1000 November 6, 2012

shit happens

Hard time, bad luck, broke, poor, death, feel like dying but won’t, starving, near tragedy, gone to hell in a hand basket.

I can’t afford the rent increase, my kids got the flu, we're hungry and have no food , looking for a job is hard being permanently disabled no one will hire me and we are about to literally be HOMELESS for the first time ever, but hey, shit happens .

by Río Bravó January 22, 2018

Shit Happens

What your mom said to her friends after you were born.

"Omg, what is wrong with your kid?"

" Oh, you know. Shit happens. This time I fucked a crocodile. "

by Banana Republik June 8, 2018

shitappens

When you are too lazy to say shit happens so you decide to say them both at the exact same time.

person: aww man, i dropped my ice-cream!
another person: shitappens

by an incredibly bored person June 11, 2018

Shit Happens

Shit Happens when Life doesn't go your way, or you pooped yourself. Like they say: Shit Happens!

Guy 1: Yo bro, Shit Happend with her and I.

Guy 2: I know right, Shit does happen!

Random Guy 1: Oh gawd, I shitted on the floor!

Random Guy 2: It Happens, Shit Happens

by Officer Oggi April 27, 2020