poo shivers

When you have to shit so bad you get goose bumps and begin to shake and shiver uncontrollably

"Dude, Jesse, let me out of the car, I have the poo shivers like you wouldn't believe.

"Ginger, thats disgusting."

by Jesse82 July 21, 2006

shiterneting

this is when you have wireless internet and take a crap while having a laptop in your lap that is connected to the internet. developed while actually shiterneting

dude last week i took this shit and i was talking to my girlfriend online at the same time. i totally shiterneted

by puck August 11, 2004

idiot shivers

being embarrassed for someone else, either on TV or in person, when they do something really stupid.

"Last night on ANTM when Cecila acted like an asshat in front of Tyra I got the idiot shivers so bad I had to change the channel!"

by pennylane1208 March 26, 2009

Shit Shivers

The shivering you get right before you unload a 10-pound dump into the toilet. This is followed by goosebumps, a flexed butthole, and a strange growling noise in your stomach telling you its time to unload.

Viktor: Dude, are you okay? You're shaking pretty badly.
Tim: Yeah, dude I'm fine I just got the shit shivers.

by TheBadBoi2009 November 5, 2009

Shiternet

Internet service that is below 2mps

Paul - "Did you watch Game of Thrones last night"
Dave - "No, it kept glitching because of my Shiternet!"

by Tee Roy Boogie Town Browne April 21, 2015

shitarse

A pro-wrestler who is so unable to perform basic actions correctly and at the right time, that they almost certainly are unable to wipe their arses properly, leading to them walking around with their arses being all shitty. Hence, shitarse.

Man, I just watched a match involving noted shitarse Magnus. He's fucking terrible, at everything.

by owmykidney March 28, 2015

Barf-Shivers

Recalls the shivering sensation that often follows a prolonged period of retching. Invokes feelings of profound disgust or discomfort.

"Seriously, the thought of her nasty garlicly shit-breath in my face for another two hours gave me the barf-shivers."

by Dex Abbott January 23, 2009