Shiterature

The stuff you read whilst on the bog

e.g.Learn Yerself Scouse, Little Compendiums full of knowledge, a lifestyle magazine, Readers Digest, Shiterature

by Pseudo Scouse March 3, 2009

shiterature.

Any piece of literature you read on the crapper.

Man, Readers Digest is some pretty boring shiterature.

by John Poopsmith October 15, 2010

Shiterature

A piece of horrible literature.

If one writes a bad book, the ending is the only thing that will salvage this godforsaken piece of shiterature.

by yourmaker January 5, 2010

shiterature

Reading material intended specifically for reading whilst taking a shit.

I need to subscribe to National Geographic. It would be great shiterature.

by nikkskidoo October 5, 2013

shiterature

n. literature that is so bad, it is on the same level of masterpiece as human fecal matter

The Odyssey? Yeah, I read that Freshman year. What a piece of shiterature.

Yeah I had to read Pride and Prejudice for English class. Worst piece of shiterature I have ever read.

by iHATEbadBOOKS January 29, 2012

Shiterature

Literature one reads while on the crapper.

Person 1: "are you ok?"
Person 2: "yah I just gotta crap."
Person 1: "here take this shiterature to keep you entertained."

by 9873737 July 7, 2015

Shiterature

Any reading material used during bowel movements

What's a number 2 with no shiterature?

by Shadow Banks January 24, 2015