by wrightd61 May 26, 2010
Get the shitcutter mug.To shit in someones icecream when they are sleepy and not paying attention. Basicly done after you tell someone go eat shit and they say make me!
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when some takes a shit in your bathroom then sprays air freshener after, and you can still smell their shit but it just has a shit/flowery odor.
Bob: Man Jim did you just take a shit
Jim: Well yea but at least i sprayed (air freshener)
Bob: I don't care if you sprayed it still spells like shit, just mountain fresh shit now
its like you sprayed some shitbreze or something every fucking where!!!!
Jim: Well sorry
Bob: You should be. A man should never have to smell another man's shit.
Jim: Well yea but at least i sprayed (air freshener)
Bob: I don't care if you sprayed it still spells like shit, just mountain fresh shit now
its like you sprayed some shitbreze or something every fucking where!!!!
Jim: Well sorry
Bob: You should be. A man should never have to smell another man's shit.
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by BifkinTruth December 28, 2010
Get the Shitmeter mug.I was sitting in my office, diligently working yesterday, when suddenly Adam shittertexted me. How disgusting!
by Joe in Colorado December 28, 2007
Get the shittertext mug.As in Parachute for shit. The attachment of toilet paper to the base of a rather heavy turd before you cut it loose, thus reducing splash-back and entry noise. A useful technique if you need a heavy evacuation in somebody else’s home and householders are loitering near to the toilet door.
I needed to drop a heavy load, I had no other choice but to pinch on a Shitchute before I let her go.
by Tony Law March 1, 2008
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You will know you've had a shiterette, when you step out to smoke and any possible bathroom signals your body has previously sent to your brain, unnoticed, suddenly hit you full force after your first drag or two. A shiterette is usually impossible to enjoy because - although you refuse to do the sensible thing by extinguishing your smoke, going to the bathroom and returning to smoke afterward - the whole time you are smoking, you can't enjoy it because all you can think about is how badly you have to take a shit.
You will know you've had a shiterette, when you step out to smoke and any possible bathroom signals your body has previously sent to your brain, unnoticed, suddenly hit you full force after your first drag or two. A shiterette is usually impossible to enjoy because - although you refuse to do the sensible thing by extinguishing your smoke, going to the bathroom and returning to smoke afterward - the whole time you are smoking, you can't enjoy it because all you can think about is how badly you have to take a shit.
Rent Fan - "Oh my god, Sister Christian, why are you standing all stiff and uncomfortable? Enjoy your smoke break, already. It's like a little vacation!"
Sister Christian - "I got a shiterette and all I can think about is my damn gas pains, fool."
Rent fan - "Oh my god! Don't even get me started on butt problems!"
Sister Christian - "I got a shiterette and all I can think about is my damn gas pains, fool."
Rent fan - "Oh my god! Don't even get me started on butt problems!"
by JoshuaJordan October 17, 2008
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