Shitclock

The alarm that will surely wake you from a pleasant dream and a deep slumber early in the morning so you can go to work at your crummy minimum wage job.

hey Al, wasn't the sound of the shitclock this morning about annoying as hell?

Al, "yes it was"

by Z=dog February 14, 2010

Shitlot

a whole lot of nothing or shit...

"A Shitlot of people are going."

by Prisclla May 16, 2008

ShitIgothomeworkdue

When you realize you have a shitload of homework to do the night before its due

Guy 1: hey dude wanna go get drunk?
Guy2: Yeah I'm gonna get totally wasted
Walking out the door.....
Guy 2: ShitIgothomeworkdue!!!!!

by original-mvp June 5, 2011

shitcanthropsy

just another way of saying sh*t. the list goes on forever. It sorta piggybacks off the disease lycanthropsy.

(just got hit by a golf ball) SHITCANTHROPSY!!!

by Patrick Reeves May 24, 2005

Shitclit

when you take a shit and it gets stuck in your clit

"when i went to wipe my ass, i got stuck in a shitclit situation."

by dabaeshea6 August 24, 2016

Shitclit

Wiping backwards.

You have a shitclit

I wiped backwoods when I took a dump ok

by Cum bucket December 26, 2016

Shitclit

British for anus -The Happy Hob

You smell like a shitclit

by TheRealMikeWazowski July 19, 2019