shitfoot

A spectator sport - Shitfoot is a game played after stepping in a shit. 2 or more players required. Step 1) Accidentally tread in a random shit. Step 2) Loudly voice your disgust to raise attention levels of witnesses Step 3) Start deciding who, out of the laughing witnesses, will be your target. Step 4) Raise the offending shitfoot and chase your target in a hopping/running style while they freak out. Step 5) Clean and sterilize the unfortunate foot so it is ready for your next game of Shitfoot

I really enjoyed that game of Shitfoot yesterday!
The dog has instigated yet another game of shitfoot!
Shitfoot - a game the whole family can play!
Alissa and I love a good game of shitfoot!

by Random J April 9, 2011

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shoebooty

Someone who is so poor, he is dressed very badly. From a character who wore one shoe and one boot in the American tv series All in the Family

Shoebooty are exempt from jury duty, because lawyers fear poverty is contagious.

by TMD-Timothy September 15, 2007

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shitbiotic relationship

The inverse of a symbiotic relationship. Instead of augmenting, complimenting, and assisting one another, these Tom and Jerry couples exist are in a near continuous state of hot and cold warfare. By mutual consent occasional pauses in hostilities provide humanitarian corridors for some furious cease fires sex. Both entrenched factions refuse to make peace by breaking up on a permanent basis in fear the other will do better without them. Thus proving that they were the inferior partner in the biological brawl of a love/ hate/ I need you, you asshole fuckface title fight. All their friends in a moment of clarity makes plans to kill one of the contenders in the relationship to bring serenity to all concerned parties, but self interest takes primacy. The plotter will succumb to the innane logic "...but they're my friend." Be the hero. Go with the garrote.

My ex and I had a shitbiotic relationship.

by Mikey the Sub-Genius November 1, 2018

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shitbot

A lousy machine learning-based natural language programming interface or a garbage human whereby you cannot tell if it is a really bad program or just a garbage human. Occasionally used as an insult for computer science types that have low emotional intelligence and when communicating can be difficult to tell if the person is human or just a shitbot. Often judged by the lower quality version of the Turing test known as the Tourettes test, whereby a person is asked to determine if the bot can be distinguished from a person with Tourettes syndrome.

Ex 1:
Amazon's new customer service representative bot seems to need some work. Yeah, it is a shitbot.

Ex 2:
"You needa get a move-on belta loada." - Alice

"Okay, shitbot." - Claude S.

Ex 3:

"OpenAI's hype machine is on full blast again. They even managed to get a bunch of puff pieces in the NYT. Unfortunately, GPT-3 is at best a shitbot."

by prawnking December 14, 2020

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Shitboy

A male who prefers to express himself in the form of fecal matter.

Some tell tale signs of a Shitboy are rank room-clearing farts and publicly dislodging excrement through the anus. Shitboys attend social gatherings strictly to disrespect the host's nostrils and overall well-being.

Ashley: "Hey! I'm Ashley! Nice to meet you!"

Shitboy: "Names Shitboy."

by shitboyz March 5, 2017

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