Shitworthy

An act so not noteworthy you'd love to gift your own shit to the poor lad.

Stan, have a look at my macaroni necklace!

Honestly Bob, That's the most shitworthy necklace I've ever seen, you pathetic pile of steaming donkey shit.

by notshitworthy April 14, 2014

Shitmouth

Really, really bad breath. Breath that smells like a small animal has died and decomposed in someone's mouth. The type of breath that makes you gag when someone with it is standing within 3 feet of you.

Gary has chronic shitmouth, I nearly vomited when he was talking to me.

New Colgate Total toothpaste fights the leading cause of shitmouth.

by WeezleBlondini May 10, 2014

shitfoot

A spectator sport - Shitfoot is a game played after stepping in a shit. 2 or more players required. Step 1) Accidentally tread in a random shit. Step 2) Loudly voice your disgust to raise attention levels of witnesses Step 3) Start deciding who, out of the laughing witnesses, will be your target. Step 4) Raise the offending shitfoot and chase your target in a hopping/running style while they freak out. Step 5) Clean and sterilize the unfortunate foot so it is ready for your next game of Shitfoot

I really enjoyed that game of Shitfoot yesterday!
The dog has instigated yet another game of shitfoot!
Shitfoot - a game the whole family can play!
Alissa and I love a good game of shitfoot!

by Random J April 9, 2011

shitmouth

a person who has diaherrea of the mouth. someone who talks so much, you want to punch them.

stop shitmouth!!

by djs October 3, 2003

shitbiotic relationship

The inverse of a symbiotic relationship. Instead of augmenting, complimenting, and assisting one another, these Tom and Jerry couples exist are in a near continuous state of hot and cold warfare. By mutual consent occasional pauses in hostilities provide humanitarian corridors for some furious cease fires sex. Both entrenched factions refuse to make peace by breaking up on a permanent basis in fear the other will do better without them. Thus proving that they were the inferior partner in the biological brawl of a love/ hate/ I need you, you asshole fuckface title fight. All their friends in a moment of clarity makes plans to kill one of the contenders in the relationship to bring serenity to all concerned parties, but self interest takes primacy. The plotter will succumb to the innane logic "...but they're my friend." Be the hero. Go with the garrote.

My ex and I had a shitbiotic relationship.

by Mikey the Sub-Genius November 1, 2018

shitbot

A lousy machine learning-based natural language programming interface or a garbage human whereby you cannot tell if it is a really bad program or just a garbage human. Occasionally used as an insult for computer science types that have low emotional intelligence and when communicating can be difficult to tell if the person is human or just a shitbot. Often judged by the lower quality version of the Turing test known as the Tourettes test, whereby a person is asked to determine if the bot can be distinguished from a person with Tourettes syndrome.

Ex 1:
Amazon's new customer service representative bot seems to need some work. Yeah, it is a shitbot.

Ex 2:
"You needa get a move-on belta loada." - Alice

"Okay, shitbot." - Claude S.

Ex 3:

"OpenAI's hype machine is on full blast again. They even managed to get a bunch of puff pieces in the NYT. Unfortunately, GPT-3 is at best a shitbot."

by prawnking December 14, 2020

Shitbook

The book you leave in the toilet to read when you are taking a dump.

Hey John, how many times have I told you not to leave your shitbook in the bathroom?

by RetSet May 19, 2017