shit up my dog's ass 

An expletive of Canadian origin, specifically southern Ontario. Can be used as an expression of surprise or disbelief.

Whilst playing hockey and/or curling: "Shit up my dog's ass, it's cold!" Alternately, Pierre: "Can you believe the Canadian Olympic hockey team is seeded lower than those lousy commie Ruskies?" Piet: "Shit up my dog's ass!"

shit up my dog's ass by shittinginwindsor March 14, 2008

Ass on my shit 

Completely fucked up and bad. Nothing good can possibly come of this.

Dude, I totally fucked my girlfriend's sister. It was totally ass on my shit.

Ass on my shit by Sevendusterino March 9, 2009

eat my fuckin ass tits fucking ass fucking shit

when your mom doesn't give you your xbox one

"MOM WHAT THE FUCKING MY ASS TITS FUCKING WERES MY GOSH DARNNNNNN XDOXX!"
"fock you" your moms says passing by

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eat my fuckin ass tits fucking ass fucking shit by faeyrfvebyi April 18, 2019

Shit in my asshole 

When doing a threesome have someone open your ass and when they do scream “SHIT IN MY ASSHOLE” while the other one proceeds to shit in your asshole

SHIT IN MY ASSHOLE SELINA GOMEZ

Shit in my asshole by Niggajuic May 2, 2019

bananas monkey cum in my asshole in shit in my mouth 

The act of sexual pleasure by eating cum and shit in a sandwich and fucking a rhino and licking balls and screaming cum on my monkey dick pls harder daddy fuck me like a fat ass rhino.

bananas monkey cum in my asshole in shit in my mouth pls daddy.

bananas monkey cum in my asshole in shit in my mouth by Renkari October 14, 2021