shit brick house

A person or persons whose general appearance resembles a house made from bricks of shit.

Felius Fudgepacker: "Check that munter out" *points*
Johnny Rugmuncher: "Aye she's a right shit brick house."
Krystal "Fingerlickingood" Meths: "2 fer a £1, get yer blowies, 2 fer a £1!"

by ilikegibletsandgelpens October 5, 2008

shit a brick sideways

An EXTREME case of constipation

Before:
I feel like I'm going to shit a brick sideways!!!

After:
Man my ass hurts, I just shit a brick sideways.

by HDR February 4, 2004

shit a brick

1. To be extremely surprised and displeased about something.

2. Something you do while waiting very anxiously for something.

3. An exclamation of displeasure.

1. Man, he's gonna shit a brick when he finds out you wrecked his car!

2. ...so we're sittin' there shittin' bricks waiting to see if the cop is going to give us a ticket!

2. Shit a brick! We've got a test in Calculus tomorrow!

by maracanda April 22, 2006

shit a brick

Something that is so shocking, unusual, or angering that it would make you
”shit a brick”

When I saw how mangled my new car was after the crash, I nearly “shit a brick”.

by Said February 4, 2003

brick shit house

usually describing a person who is very muscled and tough; impervious, unassailable

"He went up to the line -- tall, formidable, and built like a brick shit house!"

by Mark Satterwhite January 28, 2004

shit a brick and rape you with it

To be extremely surprised and displeased about something, normally something that effects you personaly, then the act of justice opon whomever did it.

"Dude when he finds out you backed into his car, he's gunna shit a brick and rape you with it"

by Zach "Tay Tay" April 20, 2007

shit a brick

Term used to describe a situation where someone became so overcome with a feeling that they not only lost control of their bowels, they did so on a magnificant scale and let a square unit drop down. See brick it.

He thought it was funny, so I put an AK in his face and he shit a brick.

by Gumba Gumba February 27, 2004