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Shitbook 

The book you leave in the toilet to read when you are taking a dump.
Hey John, how many times have I told you not to leave your shitbook in the bathroom?
Shitbook by RetSet May 19, 2017

Shitbomb 

A huge shit or dump. The biggest shit in your life.
A: i took a shitbomb last night!
B: Oh dude how big was it?
A: Effing huge an andaconda!
B: Thats definately a shitbomb
Shitbomb by Beastly beast jf March 15, 2009
Usually used during the last hits of a THC cartridge to maximize your high. It sounds exactly how it is you take a long ass hit, hold it in till u can’t breathe no mo, blow smoke into yo shirt making it a hot box, then inhale and exhale the smoke in shirt until physically incapable. The result of this is 1 hit = 7 or 8 easy. This method has been passed around from generation to generation in the areas of nawf central florida. We not po we just don’t waste nun.
Damn yo carts low as fuck u gon have to hit that shirtbox fashofasho
shirtbox by yeayeayeabitxh May 28, 2021

shitbooty 

when your taking a fat one it it splats on your ass (wtf?)
Jimmy: i just had a shitbooty man..
Micheal: why are you telling me this
shitbooty by IOKGTL,F.C February 15, 2022

Shirtboi 

The one standing behind you. Right. Now.
"Oh shoot run its Shirtboi'
Shirtboi by Shirtboi April 22, 2022

Shitbomb 

An extremely unpopular topic brought up at the end of a (usually long and boring) meeting that requires a lot of work from everyone present. The worst ones are "drive-by shitbombs," where someone pokes their head in, "throws the shitbomb," and leaves.
At the end of another long and boring business meeting, Joe drops a shitbomb and mentions the manditory Employee Conduct workshop that will be held next week, resulting in anguish among his fellow co-workers
Shitbomb by B_playa005 April 2, 2009