shitrageous 

A cooler way to describe something that is awesome with a combination of THE "shit" and "outrageous."

1. The concert wasn't just awesome and exciting. It was SHITRAGEOUS!!!
2. I just listened to the new album. It was truly shitrageous!

shitrageous by XTiN@ November 7, 2015

worker shortage 

Worker shortage describes the set of circumstances where employers do not pay sufficient renumeration to compensate people for the work being carried out. More commonly known in the past as 'not paying enough for them to give a damb' the term worker-shortage has been used as a comfort blanket for employers to help them in their delusion that paying poverty wages is sufficient. The term is widely used in error and by institutions that see workers as a controllable expense rather than human beings.

The lack of wage inflation for the decades has caused a worker shortage in the lowest paid jobs.

worker shortage by Irish connection October 6, 2021

Shittage 

The outcome object of shitting inside a sausage skin, and closing it, disguising the shit sausage as an actual sausage.

Just wait till Zach takes a bite of his shittage we cooked up for him, he doesn't have any idea what we did.

Shittage by V I N C E N T June 16, 2008

shittage 

The act of shitting on somebody, or watching somebody get shit on; see owned, ownage.

BackLash experiences shittage a lot, being that he is a complete retard with a keyboard.

shittage by hybrid July 6, 2004

The toilet paper shortage of 2020 

The Corona virus has apparently caused everyone to shit themselves and thus but 9000 rolls of toilet paper.
Our children will not believe this.

The toilet paper shortage of 2020 has really messed up my time in quarantine.

The toilet paper shortage of 2020 by ineedsometp April 2, 2020

White-Out Shortage 

When a guy goes and has sex with someone, but nothin comes out and he ends up firing up blanks because he mastrubated to frequently before having sex.

As a result of jerking off 5 times a day, Simon went through a temporary White-Out Shortage when he had sex with his girl friend.

As a result of this hies girl friend dumped him and he started jerking off 6 times a day. He later sprained his wrist and needed his wrist to be amputated.

White-Out Shortage by OBAMA FOR THE WIN!!! March 31, 2009

Shitageddon

horrible farts

i drank milk and braced myself for a Shitageddon

Shitageddon by urmommy123 September 5, 2009