Shipwreck

a huge amount of semen all over the other person.

"Dude, I totally shipwrecked that bitches face!"

by Andrew Font. June 19, 2008

Shipwreck

A turd that is so large that part of it is exposed out of the water

After eating the porterhouse, I had a shipwreck turd

by Club 333 February 24, 2005

Shipwreck Casual

A cross between a ship-wreck refuge and this fall's Brooks Brothers catalog.

After six espresso martini's, he was looking quite shipwreck casual.

by Ura Valanche December 20, 2011

pineapple shipwreck

When a man wearing a pirate hat engages in anal sex with a woman and right as he cums he slams a fresh pineapple into the back the woman's head.

A pineapple shipwreck between same sex partners is known as a Pina Colada.

Peter always pulls the pineapple shipwreck, but I heard Juan pulled a pina colada on him last night.

by Pineapples & Coconuts April 19, 2011

pirate shipwreck

Give your girlfrind a angry pirate in the shower then while shes hopping on one leg push her over. Then point and laugh.

Lafonda broke her hip because I gave her a pirate shipwreck.

by Scumbag 2 April 28, 2006

norwegian shipwreck

A female sucks your penis while it is wrapped around your testicles while proceeding to stick her finger in your ass

after I gave her a pink sock she turned around and gave me a norwegian shipwreck, what a bitch.

by Invisidude November 29, 2010

salty shipwreck

When you're having sex on a bed and before you cum, you throw your partner off the bed and cum on them.

"I gave her the salty shipwreck"! "what?" Yea, we we're romping on the bed and I felt a heated gizz coming on. So I pulled out, threw her overboard off the bed, then spewed on her."

That's the salty shipwreck

by montiggs November 23, 2013