shinkle

The wrinkles of skin on a penis when one experiences shrinkage. Can occur when shrinkage is brought on by cold, water, fear, post-coitus, or any other reasons.
I had some weird dick cheese caught up in my shinkle after an epic sexcapade
by Mykl66 November 23, 2020
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Shinkle

Joe: Hey brad, I'm gonna shinkle!
by GumbleP July 22, 2022
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Shinkle

(Verb) the act of transferring fecal debris from the small spoon to the larger style spoon during the act of strenuous cuddling.
“Hold me closer tiny shinkle...”
Your love is like bad cuddling, bad cuddling is what I need whoooa” (shake it up but not too much if you’ve been eating beans
by UrbanPictionary83 May 13, 2021
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shinkle pinkle

shinkle pinkle is SHINKLE PINKLE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
person1: How is your day
person2: SHINKLE PINKLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by battlefallout4l March 22, 2019
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norm-shinkling

When public servants are easily fooled by baseless conspiracy theories of voter fraud and engage in fascist attempts to undermine the most basic steps of the democratic process. Coined in the memory of Norman Shinkle, the GOP stooge on the Michigan Board of Canvassers who tried to disenfranchise millions of people at the behest of a president who had sour grapes that he lost.
Frank: "Did you see that Veronica won the election?"
Rachel: "Yeah she did, but there was some norm-shinkling at the election certification meeting. Monica from the losing side said that flying monkeys burned ballots and spit in the faces of the poll watchers, so none of our votes count anymore"
Frank: "Oh, that sucks"
Rachel: "Yeah I guess the social contract that made us a democracy broke down over nothing, too bad."
Frank: "All hail OneState!"
by recharge88888 November 23, 2020
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Shinkle

Verb. To do something you clearly know is wrong solely to please someone in a position of power. See Norm Shinkle, of Michigan's Board of Canvassers.
Ronna McDaniel really shinkled when she retweeted that video of Sidney Powell claiming that Trump won by a landslide.
by Mary O'Shegetz November 25, 2020
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