Shinesty

“Soft, hug your balls in all the right places” underwear.

I get the monthly subscription to Shinesty and my balls thank me.

She thinks I’m packing because of my Shinesty.

by Poshladyshay December 28, 2021

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Shinesty

Some of the best cock-hammocks on the planet. Silk smooth goodness and a nice pocket for your rocket and boulders. Insanely comfortable and really accentuates the places where you need it most.

Easily some of the best undies around! I suggest grabbing some…or not….whatever tickles your pickle.

I just grabbed some of those ball-pocket boxers from Shinesty!

by 4brgr December 28, 2021

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Shinesty

A slightly inappropriate, but equally funny underwear subscription company tailored towards adult men, and women. In addition to underwear, they also sell unique apparel you can rock as a couple in Vegas, at home in the bedroom, or college parties alike. Although their clothing line can be slightly spendy, it is worth it due to the uniqueness of the apparel, and high quality fashion of awesomeness.

Hey man, did you see my new ball hammock undies? I got them from Shinesty. I got BAE a pair, too.

by 5StarReviewer December 28, 2021

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Your one stop shop for all things fun and comfortable. Suits, pajamas, and underwear. How great is that. Make your woman blush when she sees your lovely powerballs all tucked in your under the butt nut hut. Ball hammocks for days.

"Damn bro... these boxers just make my man jewels sweat and flop all over. Last night I sat on them"

"Try shinesty my dude. Your lady, and balls will thank you"

by Kingray12 December 28, 2021

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A website that keeps an awesome shirtless suit jacket called The RumRipper, but doesn't actually have any to sell. Leading to terrible disappointment once a week when I check.

My wife keeps suggesting I may get the butt one day, but she keeps pulling a shinesty on me.

by Jacketless guy December 28, 2021

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