shampussy

When a female moisturizes your beard with her coochie juice.

Shampussy- When a chick rides your face and leaves your beard wet.

by SirAlihaaannn January 19, 2021

skimpus

An insulting name used to describe someone who is wimpy and or an outcast.

Hey look it's Skimpus! Let's go beat that little pansy into a pulp!

by QUEERHOMOMAN August 11, 2023

shitpussy

a pussy that is pooped

I had so much sex, my OBGYN told me to stop for awhile because I have a shitpussy. Man, my pussy is pooped, time to move on the my ass. Plus guy's dig a par three.

by infiniti August 15, 2003

Shimpsis

a seafood dish, or a cartoon sitcom about a family,

Yeah dawg, Lemme get an order of the fried shimpsis.
Yo Dude! after the Penn State game we gotta watch the Shimpsis

by Big Nation April 4, 2003

Shitpuss

1. someone who doesnt hav any sense and is looks hammered most of the time
2. A loser

Drew, your a shitpuss.

by dude March 20, 2005

shimkus

(v) to reverse cause and effect in order to create confusion in the subject being interrogated.

"Do you believe that as costs go up, supply goes down?"
--John Shimkus(R), Illinois to Lisa Jackson, US EPA Administrator, on 2/9/11 in a congressional forum. To which she replied, “It depends on the elasticity of the cost curve.”

by Capital Crescent February 28, 2011

Shitpussy

A vagina that smells like shit usually from being dirty and unwashed.

As I approached the woman I could smell that she had a shitpussy.

by WhiteLightning12 April 5, 2016