Sheflex

Any reflex that girls have (much more common with spazzes), in which they let out a high-pitched scream, jump back unnecessarily, hit someone/something, etc. In all cases, it is just an overreaction to something simple.

"Hey, did you see me scare Brittany over there?"

"Yea, but her sheflexes reacted, and she kicked you in the balls."

by Domonic April 9, 2008

risky shift

When someone is masturbating with one hand for an extensive period of time, then quickly changes to other hand without missing a stroke in order to avoid cramping of hands.

I was beating off last week and my left hand got tired, so I made a risky shift to my right hand.

by Bobw39 August 12, 2017

Hylian Shield

Link's final shield that defends virtually everything and is so powerful that monsters can't break it and is the most badass shield in the world. Can even PREVAIL against GANON. GANON gets worried every time he sees Link's MASTER SWORD AND HYLIAN SHIELD.

Link used his Hylian shield to defend against Ganon!

by Sacred Thunderstorm May 22, 2020

money shift

Usually only happens in a car with a manual transmission- A money shift is an accidental, far too aggressive down-shift, in which the engine performs the biggest red-line you've ever seen. It's referred to as a money shift, because it usually results in money coming out of your pocket for a new head, pistons etc.

My buddy Erin was doin around 65 mph when he accidentally hit second gear, money shifting his way to a new engine.

by steven17 November 25, 2007

Princess shift

A four or so hour work shift, so named because they must be a princess to deserve such treatment.

John: I'm only working 6 to 10 tonight, still get to get my PARTY on
Liz: Damn it! Why do you always get the princess shift!

by Newspapertruck February 23, 2011

flame shield

A fictional item. The term is sometimes used humorously on message boards when a user has just posted something (usually controversial) that runs the risk of instigating an argument/backlash, i.e. being flamed.

The purpose of the shield is therefore to 'protect' the person from any potential flames that may fly their way.

Person A: Lol final fantasy x sucks
Person B: ...I hope you brought your flame shield.

Person C: I honestly don't see why so many people like (insert popular game). IMO it has a tedious battle system, the difficulty is too easy, and the story is as clichéd as hell. Discuss. *holds up flame shield*

by Espiria September 1, 2008

2 shield flex

Winning a game in Pokemon Go's GBL (Go Battle League) with 2 shields remaining.

Friend: How's that new Great League team of yours?

Pokémon GO Addict: It was amazing! I went 21-4 today and even got a 2 shield flex!

by MathWizard534 May 4, 2022