I fucked as many shepherds as the sheep you herded

A Turkish proverb. Used when someone is acting know-it-all against someone else that actually knows it all.

'Ben senin güttüğün koyun kadar çoban siktim'

The know-it-all: I have recently read a few articles about X online, so I think I am kind of an expert on the subject now!

The expert: You know I have a PhD in X, right? I fucked as many shepherds as the sheep you herded!

by teori April 3, 2022

Shepherds Pie

The now clearly visible vaginal opening of a freshly shorn sheep.
This also refers to a freshly trimmed woman of eastern European extraction who was particularly hairy before.

Wow, look at those freshly shorn sheep. I could really go for a little Shepherds Pie right now!
or
Katrina is so hot now after that trim. Her Shepherds Pie is making me hungry. I just want to dive right in there.

by My Dixie Wrecked May 15, 2005

shepherds minge

A fond name for a meat and potato pie made with minced lamb and mashed potato, otherwise known as a shepherds pie

What are you having for tea tonight pet? "Well I'm gonna put a nice fat shepherds minge in the oven for the kids like."

by FatMod May 1, 2008

Shepherding

Collectively known as the soul-less

Act of Trawling through reams of porn. until the

Right hand is tried from clicking so many

Links to hardcore anal, and brutal macho porno.

SHEPHERD

Girl - "What did you do last night?"
Carl - "Stayed in and did some shepherding"
Girl - "What's that?"
Carl smiles

by Lordcraggle December 31, 2010

Shepherds blow

the act of blowing ones nose directly into their hand.

I saw my uber driver do a shepherds blow and wipe his hand on the passenger seat. So gross.

by girl-grizzly May 23, 2018

Shepherdsexual

When you are sexually attracted to Derek Christopher Shepherd.

shepherdsexual is having sexual feelings towards Derek Christopher shepherd.

by Ellen pompeos wife. December 30, 2020

ShepherdSexual

it’s when you are sexually attracted to Derek Christopher Shepherd

when you find Derek Christopher shepherd very attractive you are ShepherdSexual.

by Ellen pompeos wife. December 30, 2020