shevacuate

When a girl moves out, breaking up with her significant other.

Jezebel shevacuated this morning and I've been drinking ever since.

by Mimbolicious February 22, 2011

skyjaculate

to ejaculate into the air by lying in a supine position.

While masturbating, the jerk skyjaculated ad nauseam.

by uttam maharjan November 13, 2010

Subjaculated

The speaking of millions of subjects in one fucking sentence. It's just too much to follow in one sentence, so it's like getting splurged on with the English language.

Note: May cause temporary paralysis as you are getting mind fucked.

Person #1 "Dude, did you know I like Birds, Computers, Cars, Phones, Boats, Planes, Condoms, Sex, Buildings, Water, Food, The Color Blue, and Air?

Person #2 "Dude, you just subjaculated all over me and my mind is now fucked."

by Theman15 April 7, 2011

shevacuate

To evacuate an area, usually cramped and airtight, because someone farted or "sharted" (see definition). A mix of "shart" and "evacuate".

Oh hell, I think John sharted or something! We'd better shevacuate.

by failsafe808 November 3, 2012

sneejaculate

When you sneeze and ejaculate at the same time

I was railing Catherine hard and some weird smell got up my nose making me sneeze while I nutted at the same time, i.e, I sneejaculated

by benny01 October 14, 2023