Sheissecunted

The act of getting royally fucked to the extent that one can't be held accountable for their actions.

"Did you hear about Randy and Keith's bro job the last night?"
"It's all jokes buddy, they were absolutely sheissecunted."

by Meaty Petey's Minor Spillage January 16, 2018

sheister

someone who sucks dick for plastic bags full of wet leaves and old chinese food.

Man, I fucking told you that Gene was a fuckin sheister. That nigga crazy.

by Ian SON! June 2, 2004

SHEISTER

Oh shit, No way. damn!



<3 BM

Oh sheister, thats awsome

by csalk January 22, 2004

sheister

dont really kno where this word came from..just kinda made it up

yo man, stop bein a sheister...

by Jonny Wagner December 15, 2004

Shenisser

A girl who stands to pee, wether she has a tool to assist her or not. These tools include the shenis or the shewee. If a woman does not have tools, she should spread her legs, and pull the front of her groin up so the urine squirts straight ahead. If this is not done, then urine will fall straight down and soak and pants, thongs, pads, or underwear that may be sitting between a woman's legs.

When Jill found out that Mary was a shenisser, she was greatly intreagued. She watched Mary urinate many times untill she had the art down pat.

by kikidancer December 26, 2009

Scheisserberg

A mountain or iceberg of shit.

I'm at the top of a scheisserberg right now.

by Pink Flicker September 30, 2022

scheisseristic

something really scheisse

This thing is really scheisseristic

by linskiyf August 17, 2025