When you share a bed with someone you don't want to have sex with, so you lay on top of the top sheet to prevent contact. When alcohol is involved usually works.
If you don't want to have intimate situations with drunk bed mate. Sheeting usually works.
Fall asleep on a different layer, usually they will give up!
Fall asleep on a different layer, usually they will give up!
by Kurlington April 06, 2018
To be taken home by a female who implies that sexual favours will be performed forthwith and without question upon arriving at her abode only to be treated to a healthy dose of blue balls. After hours of frustrating attempts at coitus the female in question leaves her bedroom to "get a drink" ie let you get the fuck out. You take this 30-60 second opportunity to release your frustration into and onto her bed linen, dress and escape quietly leaving her to clean up the sticky mess...
Cam: "Dude that chick i went home with last night gave me peanuts so i left her a little sticky present on her pillow."
Mike: "Dude. You sheeted her."
Cam: "Awwww yeah"
Mike: "Dude. You sheeted her."
Cam: "Awwww yeah"
by Doctor Beatenschmith March 05, 2011
When the female is laying on her back, the male takes the undone sheets, wraps his dick in it, and puts all of it inside the female.
by lyzamuel January 26, 2015
by Dave Perlins February 26, 2013
by Æsop February 05, 2006
Can be used to describe denominations of 1,000. Often used by gamblers to disguise their actual dollar amount that they are betting on.
by WeatherMess October 17, 2009
A welshmans pronunciation of shit. Often herd at many a sporting event when they get their asses whooped.
It is often pronounced very slowly, as they are dumb creatures. The relaxed nature of the word also reflects their acceptance of the inevitable defeat.
It is often pronounced very slowly, as they are dumb creatures. The relaxed nature of the word also reflects their acceptance of the inevitable defeat.
we're playing Gary Speed and Mark Delaney at centre back, against the likes of Del Piero, Vieri, Montella, Totti, Inzaghi...
sheet...
sheet...
by mike November 30, 2003