dirty shearing

When a bloke blows his load all over your feet during sex standing up in public toilets

I had a bloke pull a dirty shearing on me last night while we were out downtown and I loved it! No chances of me being pregnant now

by Sendit69style February 10, 2019

S shearing

A genius technique invented by the great C4 namer. It mainly utilises the forgotten art of gooning and doomscrolling. You also must watch one year of singing 24/7

You S shearing all the time that’s y ur so cool.

by Kdmdmd April 7, 2025

Pruning Shearing

Anal scissoring

Cindy and Marsha got together for a quicke and did some deep pruning shearing.

by Himeyjones November 8, 2025

Water Sheringham

The most realistic name for a dolphin. Based on the fact that dolphins are complete and utter cunts who know something that we don't but are clever enough to let us know they know something without actually telling us.

In land terms the only thing as cunty as a dolphin is Teddy Sheringham, ex-Spurs footballer.

Dolphins are the Sheringhams of the water, therefore 'Water Sheringhams'.

Look at that Bottlenosed Water Sheringham herding that unfortunate swimmer out to sea where they will be eaten by sharks.

or

How can we sink that enemy submarine? I know, let's strap a bomb to a Water Sheringham and teach it to explode when they get close enough.

by arseblog July 31, 2009

swearing

What most parents give way too much of a fuck about even though they do it themselves.

*example of swearing*
Me: "Fuck!"
dad: "Watch your mouth, I don't want you using that word in my house.
Me: "Dad you say it too, don't act like you don't."
dad: "I'd never say that word" (drops mug and breaks it) "Fuck!"

by Dubiks December 10, 2018

The Sharingan

The Sharingan is an ability that allows a ninja to copy, by mere sight, their opponents' techniques while gaining incredible reflexes and perceptive abilities.

I swear if I had the power of The Sharingan I would use it to destroy people like you

by The Uchiha Umut November 15, 2020

Sharing the Moose

A Canadian expression for getting married, like the American "tying the knot". In a traditional Canadian wedding, the bride and groom go down the aisle each riding a moose, and after the ceremony they go back up the aisle on one, shared moose.

We're going to Ottawa next week because Dave and Alanis are sharing the moose.

by Married to a Canuck December 18, 2009