"Hey, did you finalize the purchase of the estate yet?"
"Yep, the title now officially belongs to me.....signed, sealed, and delivered!"
"Yep, the title now officially belongs to me.....signed, sealed, and delivered!"
by Bungalow Bill September 4, 2006
Get the signed, sealed, and delivered mug.An act performed immediately after sex; moments before achieving male orgasm, the man pulls out and shoots his load into the crevice of the girls ass. Afterwards, he presses her ass cheeks together for an undetermined amount of time. When he lets go, her cheeks will be stuck together, thus forming a sealed envelope.
After mom went to work, I shot my load between Van's ass cheeks and gave her a sealed envelope. She was waddling around like a penguin.
by D.H.G. October 18, 2008
Get the Sealed Envelope mug.Someone that sews their victim’s eyes ears and mouth closed in order to deprive them of their senses. A skull sealer strives to create a mind without in eternal darkness and silence alone with its own thoughts. Once mentioned in a defendant’s opening statement during a murder trial, a clip which is often played on the Preston and Steve show (93.3 WMMR)
I appologize to anyone who's been offended by my fictional creations: Crisagone, the philosopher of evil and the skull sealer.
by Jon Klein January 28, 2006
Get the skull sealer mug.Shaleen is a beautiful girl very quiet at first but when you get to meet her she is loud and happy. She's also very smart and outgoing knows how to pick friends. However never cross a Shaleen for they are good at revenge.
Bill: why is she so quiet
Jean: she's not she's just shy
Bill: then I would love to get to know shaleen
Jean: she's not she's just shy
Bill: then I would love to get to know shaleen
by Real mrs. Horan January 6, 2014
Get the shaleen mug.adjective Shuh-lee || Sha-lee ||
1. Referring to the best.
Better than all others in quality or value.
Most skillful, talented, or successful.
Most appropriate, useful, or helpful.
2. The most amazing thing in the world.
Causing feelings of fear and wonder : causing feelings of awe and extreme pleasure.
1. Referring to the best.
Better than all others in quality or value.
Most skillful, talented, or successful.
Most appropriate, useful, or helpful.
2. The most amazing thing in the world.
Causing feelings of fear and wonder : causing feelings of awe and extreme pleasure.
"She's shalee. "
"I'm shalee"
"Of course she won, she's shalee!"
"The show was great, I'd even say it was shalee."
"The sky around here is shalee at night."
"Theres nothing better then this! This is shalee!"
"I'm shalee"
"Of course she won, she's shalee!"
"The show was great, I'd even say it was shalee."
"The sky around here is shalee at night."
"Theres nothing better then this! This is shalee!"
by Blondie57 December 18, 2013
Get the Shalee mug.Well a simple definition of Shalese is a sexy girl who loves hugs and is so fit she loves to have great laughs and make everyone smile she gives the best kisses ever and you would never want to miss meeting a shalese
by Idk.... March 19, 2014
Get the shalese mug.The status of being a virgin, having no sexual intercourse. Sealed referring to having an intact hymen.
by A. Definer January 1, 2012
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