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Angry Scotsman

The act of drinking copious amounts of special brew then when your partner is asleep and after defacating straddle your asleep partner and proceed to thrust your dirty anus forwards and backwards over her face.
Fucking hell Gav me and our lass got pissed on special brew last night and I thought it would be a good idea to give her an Angry Scotsman.

Ha ha nice one Les.
by 'A' Shift April 4, 2017
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Greedo shoots first

The greatest edit ever in the history of Star Wars, anyone who thinks different is a total moron!
Don't you just love the way he killed that man, it was like Greedo shoots first, dodging the man's attack before pulling of an attack of his own.
by 160 IQ Gungan January 14, 2013
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Shotspree

When 3 or more males take turns to ejaculate on a females facial area. (Usually after multiple blow jobs).
Derives from: Cum shooting spree
Male 1: Last night was crazy after that blow job she gave us!

Male 2: Yea, definitely. She looked like she was wearing a Jason Mask after the Shotspree.
by dillowisitic June 23, 2009
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Crosby Shots

The Canada-wide practice of taking a shot (drink of choice) whenever Sidney Crosby scores a goal for Team Canada during any international event.

While the date of invention is unknown, it is said to have been popularized in the Vancouver-area during the 2010 Winter Olympics.
After Sid scored the Golden Goal, the staff went around the bar with a tray full of celebratory Crosby Shots.
by Sergio Rockefeller December 17, 2010
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no true scotsman

No true Scotsman is a kind of informal fallacy in which one attempts to protect a universal generalization from counterexamples by changing the definition in an ad hoc fashion to exclude the counterexample.12 Rather than denying the counterexample or rejecting the original claim, this fallacy modifies the subject of the assertion to exclude the specific case or others like it by rhetoric, without reference to any specific objective rule ("no true Scotsman would do such a thing"; i.e., those who perform that action are not part of our group and thus criticism of that action is not criticism of the group
Person A: "No Scotsman puts sugar on his porridge."
Person B: "But my uncle Angus likes sugar with his porridge."
Person A: "Ah yes, but no true Scotsman puts sugar on his porridge."
by Harald Hardrada December 3, 2017
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Jello Shots

Jello shots are cups or cubes of alcoholic jelly made with flavored gelatin mix and some type of hard liquor.
Good thing we can't taste the Everclear in these Jello Shots under all that sugar...*crash*
by Andrew el Conquistador April 11, 2006
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Cadbury Shots

'Scrumptious Cadbury milk chocolate, wrapped in a crispy shell'

1. Taste bloody lovely
2. Thin crispy chocolate on the outside and soft chocolate on the inside.

Some say they taste like minstrels, but instead of the disk shape, shots are ball shaped.
Person A: I see you have a pack Cadbury Shots.

Person B: Yeah, want some?

Person A: Sure !!

Person B: Oh my god there so nice!!
by CraynosX5 August 8, 2009
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