Shit Shocked

When you are waiting to use a public toilet and the person is taking forever, you reach over the stall and taser the person so they shit uncontrollably. Then you can pull them out of the stall and take your shit and leave before they wake up. Usually done by police or little old ladies.

I had to take a shit and got tired of waiting so I shit shocked this dude, dropped a grumping and left.

by Moneyshotman February 7, 2010

Shell Shocked

Shell Shocked: When a woman parties so hard the night before and ends up in the emergency room the next day with terrible genital pains only to find a dead turtle in her vagina.

Wow girl! I was at a party last night and had way to much to drink and woke up shell shocked!

by ICE BEARD THE PIRATE October 2, 2018

shocked

The act of sticking out your index,middle and pinky finger, then inserting the index and middle finger into a woman's vagina and the pinky into her anus.

Damn man I shocked that bitch last night!

by MarkCox April 22, 2003

Shacocked

The shock you get when you see a males cock

I was Shacocked when he pulled down his pants

by Sexmaster December 21, 2017

Shell shocked

When a cold gust of wind hits a man and his penis retreats back into its body, such as a turtle when it gets scared.

“So did you go all the way with Sally?”
“Nah I got shell shocked before I walked in”.

by Lil Lep January 25, 2018

Shell Shocked

The act of Tea Bagging being performed by a female, especially in First Person Shooter Video Games.

Gamer 1: That guy just killed me and is now Tea Bagging me.

Gamer 2: That's not a guy, its a chick.

Gamer 1: Damn, I've just been Shell Shocked

by GreasemanLangley January 28, 2010

shell shocked

Blurry vision and loss of awareness caused by a large nearby explosion.

Usually in war movies where someone is knocked down by an explosion and can't hear anyone and has shaky vision, AKA shell shocked

by A_Smart_@$$ April 1, 2009