Skip to main content

The Shittening

Like 'The Happening' It's the sudden realization that the shit your holding in is worse than you thought. Often when you feel you don't need to go and an immediate urge to shit heavily comes from nowhere
"Last week i was walking to work when i suddenly felt 'The Shittening' It was fucking insane!"
by ultimatetroll69 April 29, 2019
mugGet the The Shittening mug.

Schattenparker

German word for a person who parks under a trees shadow instead of real burning sun. Not a real man, he is afraid that his car becomes hot then. He should let this parking spot empty for pregnant and older people.
Maybe "shadowparker" is a equal translation.
Look at this guy, he watches girls movies, what a Schattenparker.
by Delden November 24, 2009
mugGet the Schattenparker mug.

Shattering Rodents

An extremely loud noise. Made famous by independent rapper Lil BRG
Did you hear Misty. Talk about Shattering Rodents.

That concert last night was definitely Shattering Rodents.
by Van-GuarD October 15, 2008
mugGet the Shattering Rodents mug.

Shattanooga choo choo

This is when you take on something larger than anticipated in your back passage...on pulling out it causes the expulsion of the contents of your bowels and an involuntary cry of 'woo woo' like a train.
"oh my god...you look awful...what happened to you last night"

"I got shattanooga choo chooed"
by Boom Ting December 11, 2010
mugGet the Shattanooga choo choo mug.

shatterphone

One of the 53% of touchscreen smartphones in use whose displays are spiderwebbed with cracks from being clumsily dropped or, in the case of pre-2011 iPhones, hurled across the room due to AT&T rage.
Hipster 1: Hey, how do we get to Urban Outfitters from here?
Hipster 2: Let me check my shatterphone.
Hipster 2: Ow! Owow! Ow! Ow!
Hipster 2: Uh, we go down the street and turn left at the blood smear.
Hipster 1: Deck.
by chaos5023 October 6, 2011
mugGet the shatterphone mug.

god-shatter

The gradually-intensifying, mind-twisting period of profound confusion, unprecedented desperation and abject hopelessness endured through the haunting process of realization that--there is not, has never been and will never be a prayer answering, omnipotent, omnipresent and omnibenevolent deity.
She wasn't sure that she would survive god-shatter. Everything and everyone she had ever known now seemed alien, disconnected and strange. But in time, life itself became more precious than ever, each relationship more cherished, each experience uniquely valued; yet not for the promise of some eternal tomorrow, rather for the evanescence of the moment.
by YAWA September 12, 2017
mugGet the god-shatter mug.

Shittens

When your cat takes a crap so big it appears as if it gave birth.
DUDE!... I found out where that smell was coming from. I checked the cat-box and it looks like my cat had a litter of shittens!
by Dexter Dougles March 20, 2010
mugGet the Shittens mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email