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Shameless Flirt

A shameless flirt is someone who will flirt with anyone. They do not even necessarily need to be attracted to them. These types of people flirt constantly, it is their default setting. When they are flirting with you, you know it. There is no question about it. Don't feel too special though, shameless flirts do it because it is fun and comes naturally to them, not because they particularly like the person.
Jordan: That girl was flirting with me, I think she likes me.

Matt: Nah, she is such a shameless flirt. Don't feel too special.
by ashamelessflirt June 13, 2011
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Shirtless Mike

Shirtless mike is the neighborhood dad that always likes to take off his shirt no matter the situation. He always enjoys mowing his lawn twice a week as an excuse to take off his shirt. What ever you do, do not test shirtless mike. If you do, he will run you over with his limited edition custom painted modded high-speed accelerated 2019 Chevrolet Camaro 2.3 He also has the laugh of a demonic baby getting baptized on Jesus birthday.
Kid 1: Is shirtless Mike mowing his yard again?
Kid 2: Yeah, that's three days in a row!
kid 1: but its in the middle of December??
Shirtless mike: *turns head and looks a kids* grasses won't cut the self *slow deep demonic laugh*
kid 1 and 2 haha *RUNS*
by The real alcoholic July 31, 2019
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shartass

(n.) Someone who constantly attempts to entertain others by the act of farting but eventually meets their due fate by accidently shitting their pants.
One day Bob sharted while we were playing basketball at the YMCA, I can't stand that shartass.
by Johnny Behind the Rock April 22, 2010
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Full Sharples

Whilst ill or hungover you sit on the toilet to empty your bowels, then out of nowhere your are sick all over the floor.
"I was so drunk last night I woke up and totally did a full sharples!"
by Bozohawks December 18, 2011
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Shartled

v. To be surprised so violently that you poop your pants.
"Man you really shartled me with that rubber spider! I have to go home."
by Markalept October 22, 2009
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shartlist

When you're mad at someone, but not quite enough to put them on your shitlist.
Man, Tony was supposed to help me move today and he was 45 minutes late. I guess it's better than not showing up at all, but he's still on my shartlist.
by conkspotter November 17, 2011
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Shirtless Revolution

The art of removing your shirt at inappropriate times and places.
"Hey Mike, why does that guy have his shirt off in Church? Because Bill, its a Shirtless Revolution!"
by ONEAL DUDE February 17, 2009
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